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Some men just want to watch the world burn | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Movie idea 07/29/21(Thu)13:47:06 No.154240634 >aliens come to earth >tell humanity that it must choose one of its races to be eliminated before they share their knowledge and tech >a worldwide anonymous poll is held where you just have to think of which race to get rid of (none is 20 KB JPG an option as well) >plot twist: as the poll ends everyone who voted for a certain race gets a corresponding symbol tattooed on their face >aliens instantly leave without purging anyone or saying a word >chaos ensues

Little Women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)15:44:04 No.64745970 Stats • Page impressions per month: 500,000,000+ • Unique visitors per month: 20,000,000+ • Posts per day: 900,000-1,000,000 Demographic • Age: 18-34 • Gender: -70% male, -30% female • Location: United States (47%), United Kingdom (7%), Canada (6%), Australia (4%), Germany (4%) file.png 6 KB PNG >20 million unique visitors per month >670 thousand per day >30% are female >47% in the US >94,000 18-34 year old American women visit 4chan daily ?????????????? where the f--- are they

Padded room | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)22:25:21 No.64750048 >hang out with girl from work fairly frequently >been through her breaking up with douchebag boyfriend and hear her complain about friends and work all the time 66 KB JPG >have a lot of fun with her, just enjoy her company >start developing feelings >feel like she's keeping me at an arms length >been here before, know it ends in heartbreak for me >still want to pursue why do I do this to myself 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)22:27:58 No.64750071 >>64750048 (OP) # You're whats called an emotional tampon. Stop it. >>64750093 #

Anon listens to Harry Potter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/12/16(Thu)00:50:19 No.683894405 ITT- Discuss your first fap I'll start >be me >be 11 or 12 LE ROWLING >listening to Harry Potter audiotapes to help me sleep >Man speaking Hermione's lines in high 37 KB JPG pitched voice >pee pee gets hard >start stroking pee pee >goes on for an entire minute >ecstasy feeling, no ejection though >fall asleep to the sweet sound of a grown ass man imitating a teenage girl 9/11 would fap again

Fortune favors the bold | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)19:38:17 No.64748573 >me >admiring cute coworker girl from afar for months. working up the nerve to even say hi to her >chad coworker >hey anon whos that? >oh idk her name (yes i do and all her socials), shes pretty cute 36 KB JPG though >f--- shes hot. watch this >proceeds to go up to her and talk >shes beaming >i walk away and get back to my station Its our own fault robots

anon is a rational thinker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: H4k0m0OE ) E TEEN WHO TRANSITIONED AT 16 NO(...) 08/04/20(Tue)14:33:07 No.271131501 theblaze FOLLOW UK teen girl wanted to be male; got breasts removed, took testosterone. Now 23, she says doctors should have 'challenged' her decision – and is suing. : Anonymous (ID: BAvuhMxs) 9 08/04/20(Tue)14:36:04 No.271131869 >>271131501 (OP) # >Give woman testosterone >her rational reasoning improves >>271132166 # >>271132881 # >>271133223 # >>271134332 # >>271134775 # >>271136263 # >>271136421 # >>271136633 # >>271136659 # >271136801 # >>271136889 # >>271136910 # >>271136975 # >>271137192 # >>271137688 # >>271137852 # >>271138819 # >>271139068 # >>271139337 # >>271139364 # >>271139495 # >>271139539 # >>271139665 # >>271139676 # >>271139733 # >>271139941 # >>271140571 # >>271141024 # >>271141631 # >>271141918 # >>271141990 # >>271142005 # >>271142025 # >>271142491 # >>271142547 # >>271142555 # >>271142674 # >>271143018 # >>271143028 # >>271143099 # >>271143230 # >>271143380 # >>271143477 # >>271143641 # >>271143978 # >271144138 # >>271144537 # >>271144570 # >>271145019 # >>271145462 # >>271145746 # >>271145891 # >>271146484 # >>271146853 # 07141 00

Anon goes to planet fitness | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)15:19:39 No.62787122 >>62787192 >>62787229 >>62787271 >>62787489 File: 1627293321691.png (696 KB, 853x625) Got a story, happened two hours ago. > at hamplanet fitness (only gym remotely in vicinity) > arm day, working triceps > mini-moon sits near me at lat pulldown > about 5'2" 140 lbs, idk l'm bad at these estimates but there is no discernible muscle or bone definition, just vague forms enrobed in fat > she's got a workout duffel bag and I figure, din't judge, she is working to improve herself > wrong > she sits at machine for ten minutes on her dumbass phone > whips out selfie stick from her bag > five more minutes, she still hasn't worked out > whips out rice krispie from her bag > I'm curious what else this magician can pull out > take peek, there are three more rice krispies > she catches me looking in her bag > one rep maxes her eyebrow > "what?" she asks > "I just never seen someone eat rice krispies at the gym" > she complains about harassment to front desk > permabanned, will have to embrace home gym masterrace F--- fatties

Anon is a coomer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)00:36:16 No.859885303 Just found out nudes of this one leaked, well not from a movie but like leaked nudes, who has them? Literal OG MILF 18 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)00:47:57 No.859885855 : Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)00:51:41 No.859886026 Twenty. F------. Years. | haven't gone a day without fapping in twenty years. And here I am, yet again, looking at a beautiful naked woman on 4chan. Is this where I expected to be in my late 30s? No. F--- no. I wanted to be an engineer when I was a kid. Instead, I spent my life c------ in my bedroom, sometimes 3 times a day, with a crippling weed addiction. I'm sick of it all, I really am, but I have completely lost the willpower to change anything in my life. I realize I'm not going to change any time soon, maybe never. It's an absolute s--- life I live, and 92 KB JPG there isn't a day that goes by where I don't contemplate ending it all. Don't be like me, anon. You have potential. You can go to college, be a sex engineer, and make a name for yourself. Live your life, and stop being a f------ f----- posting this stupid f------ s--- and polluting this god damn board with your stupid f------ existence, you f------ c---.

Anon was asserting dominance | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)00:35:03 No.859870382 [Reply] >>859870466 >out in public >walk up to random female >say "I just want you to know, I wasn't staring at you, I was staring at the wall behind you." >walk away Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)00:36:40 No.859870466 >>859870382 (OP) There is no situation where that is not completely autistic.

Ebony and ivory | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Retarded classmates 07/28/21(Wed)18:24:55 No.64747689 >Watching Roots in class >everyone else is horrified >me: "But white criminals were beaten/whipped and hanged in the past as well, that is just how English punished a lot of crime for a long time, just don't do crimes and you won't get whipped or 364 KB JPG beaten or hanged." >normalfags: "You're a racist!" >meanwhile I am literally jewish and have a black queen fetish Why are they like this? : Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)18:26:06 No.64747702 : Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)18:27:00 No.64747714 : Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)18:27:34 No.64747721 DON'T CARE >>64747689 (OP) # Fetishizing a different race doesn't make you any less of a racist you absolute retard. DIDNT ASK PLUS YOU'RE WHITE 571 KB PNG >>64747743 # >>64748013 #

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