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Anon LARPs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)08:26:47 No.64447176 >girlfriend has a twin sister >sometimes I pretend I don't know who she is and grab her ass from behind and kiss her >then act shocked when she turns around 48 KB JPG

Anon makes food | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)00:17:03 No.858389497 File: e022167d21e244ccd88bd5b5f(--.).jpg (28 KB, 474x381) >>858375987 (OP). >4 years old me >Retarded AF >"Hmmm, body transforms food into poop" >Have the most brilliant big brain time in my life >Get to school, go quickly to the bathroom and dump the biggest turd i've ever s------ >"Obviously the body should turn poop into food" >Told 2 friends of mine if the wanted to make some pizza in the bathroom >Teacher is sleeping 24/7, we are little kids after all, what could go wrong? >Explain my theory to the other 2 kids >hesgotapoint.jpg >I'm not gonna eat, I'm still full (thank god I wasn't hungry) >tfw the teacher found us in the bathroom as I watched 2 of my friends eating s---

Anon blows his chance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)20:54:00 No.62431079 >be 19, KV >few months working crappy retail job stocking shelves but great coworkers >occasionally make small talk with hot blonde coworker 36 KB JPG >get hard as concrete + precum when I talk to her >give my two weeks after finding a better job >last day >end of out shifts >something inside me says to stop being a little punk bitch and to ask her out (first time asking out a girl too) >ask her if she's "interested in going out sometime" >she says "Oh uh yeah" and gives me her phone number >"Cool l'll text you, see you" >text her "Hey it's anon from work" but she never responded This was a month ago. I get that she wasn't interested but did I do this correctly?

Anon goes to a therapist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)11:42:09 No.64361300 >it's been over 6 months, did you even started any tasks we agreed on? >lt's almost July and you not even started a single one? >so you just browse mindlessly on that website? "four chain"? >can you explain the term 216 KB PNG "shitposting" to me? >anon you have to set the direction of your life. >You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. hey, half a year wasted, cheers to the next 6 months i guess...

Anon is an idiot. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)19:52:47 No.858370457 >be me >friends with girl I have a crush on >live in s----- small town >every year our town has a small 4th of July festival >"hey anon, wanna go with 18 KB JPG me this year?" >sure.jpeg >drive to festival >tons of people >my autism can't handle this >sit by myself like the autist I am >wait for her for an hour and a half >waiting for her still >"sorry anon I can't make it" >"oh ok haha that's fine" Why did I ever think I could date someone.

Anon has girl troubles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)15:43:42 No.64440174 >be me, a lonely incel in summer class >2 week ago someone from class actually asked me out >somewhat ugly 3/10, pretty fat, but say yes because l can use a practice gf >bear with practice gf for 2 weeks, still 28 KB JPG don't kiss her cuz ugly >go to a night club together, a qt 6/10 asks me to dance >lean in to kiss the 6/10 but she pulls away looking disgusted >practice gf start to cry and runs out of club what should I do /r9k/, do I still have a chance with the 6/10? maybe she'll be at the same nightclub again next weekend

anon does it hands free | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)16:33:31 No.858336695 >>858324859 (OP) >15 >Visit Yellowstone NP with family >We have food in the restaurant >l gotta take a sit so go to the toilet > Two stalls >Check first it's overflowing with s--- and tissue >Open door of second stall >Woman in her 30 sitting there >l think I'm in the wrong bathroom but she says she's wrong but she wants to stay and watch >I'm sorta creeped out but also suddenly horny >l say ok and sit down >She's standing in the corner of the stall watching >l'm super anxious so I can't pee or poop or anything just looking at her nervously >She says it's ok she knows what can help >She kneels down and grabs my d--- outta the bowl >Starts sucking >F--- I'm getting molested by a cougar >C-- in her mouth after a minute or so, turd flops out >She says I'm pretty cool and leaves >l return to my family >Sister asks if I was jerking off cuz I took so long >Smugly say I don't need to j------- lol >As we leave I see the women getting fries for her family

anon gets mired | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)20:38:30 No.62414397 >>62411966 (OP) # >Covering regular carriers route >Old lady comes out and grabs her mail >oh are you the new carrier >no just covering ks route today 32 KB JPG shes on vaction >oh thats too bad I could get used to seeing you *winks* thats as good as it gets boys

Anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous (ID: bsbVnCJC )LI 07/04/21(Sun)20:50:37 No.328749308 File: wojak ngmi macdick.png (246 KB, 631x595) >>328746458 (OP) >go to the gym >see a qt working out >we lock eyes >*boner activated* NG MI >everyone notices my r----------- >banned from gym >tfw my own penis literally rises up against me

Anon's girl finds the cum room | /r/Greentext

No.858348231 07/04/21(Sun)13:00:51 1583890786215.jpg JPG 15.5 KiB 500x375 >have girl over >tell her to not go in ONE room in my house >she goes in it while im in the kitchen getting food >its my semen deposit room >plastic shoeboxes and tubs filled up with semen >room isnt even halfway filled, she still freaks out >anon why do you have a c-- deposit room >where the hell else am i supposed to put it all dumb bitch

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