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Anon plays music | /r/Greentext

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Anon loses his job again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)12:47:52 No.845233861 > Join Minecraft realm about 2 months ago > Play everyday day, just a little bit > Lost my job during the pandemic, so I sort of treat Minecraft like a little job > Farm, mine, everything you would normally do in Minecraft. > Even dug a giant hole in the ground for s---- and giggles. 19 KB JPG > Log in yesterday to play again > Banned. > Went to check the discord, banned from that too. What did I even do?

Anon's life has twists | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)00:05:26 No.50360959 >Be 12 in middle school >Love at first sight >High school comes, never made a move >She goes off to Uni >Never see her again 12 KB JPG 2018 >Ве 29 >Her mom comes into the urgent care I work at. She talks about her daughters wedding the up coming weekend.. >l accidentally laugh to myself, "You gotta be f------ kidding me" This is how I find out? Give her a shot in the ass and send her on her way. >Weeks later I'm checking lab results and I see she came in on my only day off. >l haven't seen her since highschool >Look to see why she was here >Vaginal itching caused from Herpes.

Anon demonstrates german humor | /r/Greentext

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Anon receives advice on autism. | /r/Greentext

anon goes to a party | /r/Greentext

File: 1361376458464.jpg-(254 KB, 950x1403, 265161-ann-widdecombe.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 9Wzsnt+r) 02/20/13(Wed)11:07:38 No.459986294 >be 16, virgin, not fat or ugly >get a text from gf asking if I want to come over >surewhynot >get over, no ones home >gf in some hot Halloween outfit (not sure why but ok) >"Sooo whats up?" | say >she replies "Ohh l'l tell you what's going to be up soon" >aaaaahhhyeahhh potato >grabs me by the belt, pulls me upstairs >get in her room, starts taking off jeans >pulls out my r----------- and starts licking it >holysweetpadre4giveme >suddenly alpha mode engaged >push her on the bed and start f------ her >"omfg you're amazing, just like how I imagined it" >knowing the fact that she fantasized about me makes me harder >OMG FUUCCKKKK MEEE YEAHH >Suddenly her dad walks in >f--- >didn't here him because she was screaming so much >dad gives look of suicide bomber about to blow >start putting jeans on as fast as I can >he wastes no time grabs me by the throat >DAD NO, STOP IT! >Can't breathe, fell like this is the end >Throws me out her window >glass is everywhere >ripped jeans, skin was showing >hot night wind was blowing >where you think you're going baby? Anonymous (ID: oinSf+TT) 02/20/13(Wed)11:10:12 No.459986656 Replies: 2>459986851 f--- you Anonymous (ID: 1ay2iuMc) 02/20/13(Wed)11:10:52 No.459986758 >>459986294 (OP) 10/10 well done OP.

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