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Anon goofed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/08/20(Tue)02:43:04 No.535226782 1606304985763.gif 331 KB GIF >download video game for free >default search engine changes

Shrimps save anon's life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Shrimp saved my life 09/12/18(Wed)18:48:30 No.2813016 >be depressed, suicidal xanax- addicted incel >one day I go to my /aq/f-- uncle's house for some s--- >he has pet shrimp, never seen anything like it before >he offers to get me some 53 KB JPG >throw them in a barely cycled tank with some s----- rock >several shrimp die >realize that I killed them with my apathy >realize I need to take responsibility for once in my life >do research, learn about water parameters and so on >eventually I have a beautiful planted tank with no more deaths >notice a female shrimp carrying eggs >haven't felt this excited about anything in almost a decade >the eggs disappear and I once again thinkI f----- up >a few days later I see a tiny transparent baby shrimp >l suddenly know how the shepherds felt as they gazed upon the newborn Christ >by this point I live and breathe shrimp >all my spare time is spent on shrimp research and watching shrimp videos >l spend most of the money I had saved from my last job on shrimp products >quit the Xanax to support shrimp spending >start putting effort into college in hope of getting a good job for my shrimp >grades improve, no longer facing the prospect of dropping out >relationship with parents improves since I am finally passionate about something and applying myself >l see genuine happiness in their eyes when I talk excitedly about my shrimp >for my birthday my mom makes me a shrimp cake >it even has fondant legs and little chocolate eggs >cry like a little bitch when I see it >mom hugs me and tells me she's always been proud of me >college dorm neighbours demand to see my shrimp >s--- they're gonna think I'm autistic >they actually think my shrimp are really cool >they start inviting me to their social events >start interacting with girls, get told by girls for the first time in my life that I'm fun and smart >l think my shrimp would be proud of me if they knew We're gonna make it bros. Even if you can't do it for yourself, do it for the animals that depend on you.

Anon is living the dream. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)19:06:35 No.848481848 LIVING THE DREAM PM 6PM. S PM QAMA 4A.M. FAP FAP KAM 4212425.png 807 KB PNG Post your daily routine. >wake up >j------- to sissy p--- in bed >get out of bed >make myself some coffee >get on the pc and play vidya and watch series >browse the chan >j------- to Sissy P--- >get drunk over the afternoon >go on a walk taking sips out of my flask >start shitposting again >j------- to sissy p--- again >go to bed and hug myself to sleep

Anon paints a picture of a soyboy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Isoy/ 02/28/21(Sun)01:49:05 No.62527812 imagine. this is your life. >you think trump was the root of all problems in the world >you think george bush and obama are decent people 24 KB JPG >you just had a top comment in r/politics >your reddit karma is skyrocketing >you watch reruns of the big bang theory til you fall asleep >your wife is obsessed with disney and feminism, and wants nothing to do with cleaning your condo >you ask your wife how she would feel about having sex with other men while you watch >you go to the barcade with your other millennial frens and drink IPAS >you are about to get a vasectomy so that you could focus full time on video games and your furbabies >you apologize to POC for being white, they look at you strangely but you know it's for the greater good >you haven't been to the gym since early college and eat processed foods and drink onions >you blocked your family on facebook and called them KKK members after they made a joke about you not supporting trump >life has never been better. Post greentexts about similar people. This isn't one specific person, but an amalgamation of ones ik irl. F------ California i stg

Anon encounters racial diversity | /r/Greentext

What is the most interesting monster/paranormal thing in North America? Pepe Busters 43 KB JPG 20 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)03:08:22 No.27787287 >>27786028 (OP) # n------ obviously

Anon sperged out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)21:50:41 No.62534898 Pleose be >be me patient I have >just got my first serious job >been a McDonald's employee for years before that >someone calls our office, I pick up the phone >autism.exe 42 KB JPG >"thanks for choosing McDonald's, how may I help you today?" >confused silence on the other end of the line >confused silence in my office, everyone who heard it is staring at me I can never return to this job

Anon comes to a realization | /r/Greentext

>the one girl who was always really nice to me in HS is now studying in uni to professionally take care of autists Hmmm 6 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

Better to be alone than in bad company | /r/Greentext

File: fb_frog_says_why.jpg (101 KB, 1024x904) Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)05:35:43 No.62533131 >>62533144 >>62533175 >>62533217 >>62533262 >>62533362 >>62533396 >>62533428 >>62533549 >>62533615 >chick says she's lonely >offer to have sex with her for free >she says no any robots relate? Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)05:41:41 No.62533168 >>62533177 >Girl says she really wants some tea >Offer her a slice of pizza >She says no >> W--

Anon trys meth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)08:03:51 No.62533689 >be me >watch breaking bad for the first time >decide to try meth because they make it look and sound too delicious >get addicted >lose friends, family, gf, basicallt everything i cared for Is there any way i could sue the producers 8 KB JPG of the show for getting me addicted to meth? : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)08:06:43 No.62533712 >>62533689 (OP) # >>get addicted Lmao you stupid f---. 1st rule of meth use: don't get addicted >>62533759 # : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)08:07:18 No.62533716 >>62533689 (OP) # >decide to try meth lol you f------ idiot

Anon isn't capitalist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/11/18(Sun)09:54:36 No.784590657 >Be we. 11 KB PNG

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