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Anon is schizophrenic | /r/Greentext

111 KB JPG >be me >chilling at home, feeling kinda off >decide to put on some jazz >hit play on "Blue in Green" by Miles Davis. >the saxophone hits, smooth, deep >suddenly, everything feels... different >the music swells and my surroundings start to shift >this old, apartment? Nah, it's a spaceship now >the walls dissolve into a sky full of stars >I'm not here. I'm in the Bebop. I'm Spike Spiegel >spot my reflection in the TV screen >finger-gun at it, smirking like I'm the coolest guy in the galaxy >the music flows through me, I'm the man with a price on his head >grab an old toy gun off the shelf, spin it on my finger >imagining syndicate thugs bursting through the door any second >suddenly, the music stops >l blink >earth's gravity pulling me down >the stars are gone That was... nothing. Just a dream.

Anon watches late-night comedy | /r/Greentext

File: harry potter.jpg (99 KB, 480x480) ☐ Anonymous (ID: mzlYwBfU) 11/14/24(Thu)16:46:31 No.488480791 >>488480899 >>488481026 >>488481054 >>488481206 >>488482473 >>488482619 >>488482961 >>488482988 >>488483262 >>488483557 >>488483900 >>488484026 >>488484051 >>488484840 >>488485309 >>488487569 >>488487677 >>488487826 >>488487845 >>488487848 >>488488041 >>488488269 >>488488819 >>488489391 >>488489500 >>488489843 >>488490085 >>488490358 >>488490399 >>488490442 >>488490722 >>488491019 >>488491029 >>488491153 >>488491224 >>488491267 >>488492188 >>488494264 >>488494468 >>488499232 >>488499249 >>488499307 >>488500375 >>488503615 >>488504102 >>488504252 >>488504512 "You all make me sick." Anonymous (ID: GW/ZQfdq) 11/14/24(Thu)17:30:56 No.488484840 >>488485082 >>488487494 >>488480791 (OP) >So.. > *Raises eyebrows* >*Audience giggling* > Drumpf... >*Audience howls and claps* >I mean, really..? > *Audience starts seizing, multiple fights break out* > *Colbert gets in his desk and rips his shirt off* >DUANLD TRUUUUUUUUUMP > *Audience is completely rioting, they're attacking and cannibalising the TV crew* >AAAAA HHHHHH AAHHHH >*Colbert's eyes become red, a huge storm kicks up outside* >IMPEACH BONALSD GRUMPF!! >*Wings sprouts from the audience members, they begin chanting in latin* >DAAAANAHLD > *Colbert sheds his skin, a 10 foot demon is standing in his place* >BLUMPF >*The world descends into chaos, mass murders, rapes and cannibalisations sprout up* >GLOMAND MUMP IS A FAVICST

We will wait and see | /r/Greentext

>after decades of s------- on Americans for being warmongers and refusing to help the U.S. against Russia and China, 1.97 MB WEBM Europeans suddenly love NATO and American interventionism >meanwhile all the conservatives (who fight America's wars) have become blackpilled isolationists who don't give a s--- if Russian tanks cruise into Paris and don't think Western liberals are any friendlier than Putin How are Europeans going to cope with the fact that their arrogance has destroyed their continent?

Anon hates capitalism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: mwXP5H38 Why do people still support ca(...) 145 KB PNG 11/14/24(Thu)17:00:15 No.488430909 >Be in medieval Europe >Peasants can work and leave whenever they feel like it >That hurts profits >Commodify and enclose the commons and violently suppress opposition >Colonize half the planet and kill tens of millions >Discover black rock, black liquid and flammable gas all around the world >It's an energy ocean as big as all the plants >Accumulate more capital than ever >Great Acceleration starts >You rely on infinite growth >You need tacit government insurance and government programs to ensure that society won't collapse or decline to poverty and violence >Benefit only the ruling class and violently suppress opposition >Cause other good economic systems to fail >Corrupt democracies >People start to realize this >You double every 23 years, exponentially >Each new generation has a worse living standard than the previous one >Collapse into crisis every decade >Cause resource wars and millions of deaths because peace and prosperity hurt profit >Cause ecosystems that sustained people for generations to collapse within decades >Brainwash people so they think the only way to be fulfilled in life is worshipping you no matter what >You've killed the planet and billions of people >Be capitalism At least we're not the filthy commies with their affordable housing and free healthcare and Jeff Bezos bought his 8th yacht, right guys?

Anon googles himself | /r/Greentext

When trying to be nice goes horribly wrong. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 252 KB JPG 12/15/17(Fri)22:28:01 No.9722834 >feel bad for a lonely guy in my class >invite him to a cosplay event >he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface >he keeps screaming "I yabba dabba dindu nuffin!" This was a f------ mistake.

Anon buys a casio watch | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

Anon's story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 129 KB JPG >be me 11/14/24(Thu)15:42:58 No.79444898 >be younger me >bag the chronically online trans e-girl >firstloves.jpg >just the two of us vs. the world >she gets me better than i get myself and vice versa >break up cause we're young and stupid and do dumb toxic s--- to each other >be older me >develop brad-tier personality and looks >5 years of semi-successfully dating biogirls >they make me feel dead inside >constant whining and complaining with no actual strategy or intent to fix their "problems"" >recoil at any attempt for logic >constantly dealing with "open relationships," slut behavior, and general female narcissism >expect me to pay for their entire lifestyle >in this f------ economy?? >bitchgetadamnjob.wav >reconnect with old gf >shes 7 years hrt, got laser hair removal, has plans for ffs and srs, and overall just has extremely physically feminine genetics >meetup with her again >holyfuck she looks indistinguishable from a biogirl >we're even more compatible than in the past >actually craves the housewife life and is even open to working part-time to help with finances in order to make that work >ooobabyatriple.mov >she has a gf >godfuckingdammit

Anon is Empowering women in STEM | /r/Greentext

← /pol/488304700/ 1/3 .R+BzL3Sx (OP) US 4h (11/13/24 08:08) 488304700 295 Re 56 Img JPG 84KB (1125 × 1020) MenBTFO.jpg . 105 Replies Amber Roberts @AstronomerAmber Q *I take out both of my laptops at airport security* Random guy: *scoffs* "What do you need 2 laptops for?" Me: "Well one is for my astrophysics work and one is for my artificial intelligence work." #priceless #WomenInSTEM #womenintech #ai #GirlBoss You just couldn't let a woman lead, could you? That's the only reason Kamala lost... MISOGYNY! 1/1 UAESOXwi US 4h (11/13/24 08:09) · 488304760 7 Replies >>488304700 (OP) Good morning I hate women 1/3 kPlfHnn6 · FR 4h (11/13/24 08:14) 488305036 GIF 69KB (220 × 220) pepe.gif 15 Replies >>488304700 (OP) >men >do thing >women >do thing, AND I M A WOMAN ! IMPRESSIVE HUH?! BECAUSE USUALLY WOMEN ARE RETARDED BUT IM DOING IT SO IM NOT RETARDED! DID NOT EXCPECT THAT YOU TESTICLES HAVER ?! ALL MEN ARE THE SAME YOU F----- SEXIST ASSHOLES

Boomer mom or Based cop? | /r/Greentext

11/12/24(Tue)18:52:37 No.488247192 >Georgia mother Brittany Patterson was arrested and hauled off to jail in front of her children for letting her 11-year-old son walk less than a mile into town, where just 370 HIKE people live. She was charged with reckless conduct, and faces one year in jail. 61 KB JPG 11/12/24(Tue)18:54:00 No.488247314 11 is too young to be left alone with adult supervision. save your 'muh latchkey kid' boomer nostalgia. it wasn't smart then and it isn't smart now. 881 KB GIF 11/12/24(Tue)18:59:37 No.488247807 >>488247192 (OP) # >old enough to transition > Not old enough to walk The liberal mind is a marvel

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