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04/29/13(Mon)12:45 No. 187606013 Anonymous File: (3 KB, 126x126, 1271706413287.jpg) >>187605330 Some friends are having a birthday for one of their younger brothers >They have a gamecube permanently turned on with pretty much everything unlocked in Smash Bros but no memory card (they were a bit poor) >l got him a memory card for his present >When no one is watching, save the Smash data >Little later, nonchalantly ask what's up with the gamecube, my hand is on the power button >Friend and his little brothers freak out as I turn it off >Smallest one is crying "just kidding, happy birthday!" >Plug in the memory card and turn it back on >Save file corrupted Replies >187606189 >>187606194>187606297 >>187606380 >187606458 187606547 >s18760676 187609460 633187607212 187609156 3187609419

Loop Zoop

2235574459 # reminds me get wisdom teeth removed >go home high as s--- get on the computer go to youtube really want to listen to Led Zeppelin ( don't even listen to them regularly) >keep typing in Led Zeppelin but nothing Led Zeppelin-related is coming up get mad >go to bed >sleep for like 12 hours. >wake up >go to delete my browsing history like I usually do "loop zoop" searched on youtube 25 times >I thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin'"

When ur family gets on the chan

peer IIN4gGF77dRzD Wed Dec 18 14:00:50 2013 No.9938127 File: 11 KB, 250x100, 1387396850189.gif View same] [google] Quoted by: >9940029 >>9940053 >>9949163 >>9938151>9938175>>99381 93 >>9938216>>9938231>>9938261>>9938442 >>9938790>>9939365>9939400 smom knows I browse imageboards >start telling her about my day at school >she starts yelling "SAGE! SAGEr" sask her to please stop >she asks me why i am mad >tell her i'm not mad >she tells me i'm colon crusaded >just continue with my story >she keeps yelling "SAGE! SAGE! OP IS A F-----! DIDNT READI >my sister joins in my sister starts yelling "DESU DESU DESU DESu" >my dog walks into the room and starts howling >my mom reports him to my dad for derailing the thread smy dad puts the dog outside smy mom yells outside to the dog "ENJOY UR BAN F-----

Remember Jeff

Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:19 No. 185218580D >Be 17 >Be 2005 >Be getting wisdom teeth removed >Waking up from anesthetic >Just laying on the dentists chair trying to sleep >Mom arrives, "Come on, Anon, it's time to go." >Mom and nurse have my arms over each of their shoulders and are carrying me out the back of the dentists office >As we pass under a fan I think it's the sound of chopper rotors >Ask nurse, "Is Jeff alright? I didn't see him after the ambush." >Nurse WATs hard >Grab nurse by both lapels >"WHERE THE F--- IS JEFF!" >She looks at my mom with confusion, "Jeff isn't here." >Begin crying, "OH F---, THEY F------ GOT JEFF, THOSE M------------!" >Mom and nurse carry a weeping 17 year old out the back of a dentist's office while he has flashbacks to a war he never fought in about a man he never knew I still am confused about what the hell I was thinking.

Ballmaster

06/30/14(Mon)05:16:13 No.553960047 >At doctors >Getting my nuggets felt up because I had a pain >Female doctor Turns out fine, just epidydimitis >For some reason whenever I go to the docs I always feel I have to look smart >Throwing off medical jargon and referencing obscure bits of anatomy >S--- I must look hella booklearned >She says "Oh I suppose you were worried and did some of your own research" >Realize that if I admit to that I'm simultaneously admitting to being a little bitch and that all my knowledge was ad- hoc and wikipedia acquired >Say "No, I just know a lot about balls" >Cant remember what happened after that because my soul evacuated my body

Jumporn

File: sca-pictures ipg (15 KB, 480x360) Anonymous 10/21/16(Fri)09:05:25 No.708732231708732261 horror of pon! anything includes scary things about p---! i'll start Anonymous 10/21/16(Fri)09:05:54 No. 708732261 File: scary-m 2-708732383 (19 KB, 348x256) >be me few years back >bored as s--- >hava an awesome idea, you know the maze-game up? immatrollafriend exe B60 at which if you touch the wall a scary image pops >download some HD top quality p--- with lesbians and double BJs >movie editor! OPENUP sinsert image (pic related) into middle of a nice scene >save it and upload to a few pornsites >start chatting with an a------ from my class "And what kind of p--- do you like anon >this is it send him a link to my "trap-video" >he keeps typing thats some good s--- anon >sleepy as f--- so go to sleep ?" next day >he doesn't show up in school >w--.jpg >teacher assigns me to visit him and give him the homework hismom answers the door hello mom of anon! is anon at home? i get his homework" "im sorry sweety, anon is in hospital" WHAT THE F---.GIF "hmm what happened to him?" >looks like the f----- was jerking furiously to my video and when the bitchface showed up he tore off his d--- and in hospital sa guy died of hearth attack a few months later on the same video >mfw i never get caught because no one will admit that they watched p--- how was your day /pol/? Anonymous 10/21/16(Fri)09:07:24 No.708732383 >MFW MFW the video is still out there somewhere lurking for prey

Have a foot

Anonymous 10/15/12 (Mon)00:10 No.15227975 Replies: 1522799415228047 15228054 15228108 15228150 15228334 15228793 swork as nurse ambulance friend gets call about fat man in house having a heart attack or something go with him pull up to his house sas soon as i get out i gag from the smell >wall of putrid stench hits us and it's like that episode of spongebob where the smell of the ketchup and bean sundae incinerates patrick's eyebrows see what i think is a folded mattress or bean bag chair on the couch Srealize it's a human being She's naked and has a thin coating of crust on him sask if he's alive S"oog ee bah chan lah con han solo" stranslated from jaba to english he said yeah swe try to figure out how to roll him to the ambulance he won't fit through his own f------ door >we look for and find a sledge hammer and bash the sides of his doorway (it's a cheap ass wooden house) Proll him through, watching the edges s he takes up the entire f------ ambualnce back seat She tells me his foot has been hurting him for weeks try to find it, then i fiddled with it stryin to inspect his ankle i accidentally turn his foot 180 degrees Sall my wat >shocked i pull his foot away with my hand Shis foot slides off his bone like a f------ sock Sall of my fuckmedicalproffesionandthisplanet.png.dds.exe.txt.gif I blacked out after i realized i was holding a 30 lb. foot in my hand and his toxic odor hotboxed the vehicle

Hamburglar

Anonymous (ID: JIFXcpb1) 04/07/13(Sun)20:41:11 UTC-4 No.471037740 Replies: 22471038158 22471043601 22471048060 >UKfag in mcdonalds >really drunk and stoned >order 20 cheeseburgers seat i think 9 >throw the rest one by one into the thronging crowd yelling I AM THE HAMBURGLAR AND IVE HAD A CHANGE OF HEART become mcdonalds hero >someone offers me a flask of whisky >throw up >£20 wasted

Quick pick up game

Anonymous (ID: SA9TAPSF) 06/30/13(Sun)20:07:33 No.490295126 Replies: 4902954364902956642490296623490297450490297870 >be at work >suddenly walls fall down pick up walls >boss walks in >asks me why i'm holding walls >tell him walls fell down >boss takes walls >boss puts walls back >suddenly boss falls down >pick up boss Anonymous (ID: KQEZGnUV) 06/30/13(Sun)20:18:16 No.490296723 File: 1372637896089 ipg-(47 KB, 320x240, 4453.jpg) OP what the f--- >co-worker walks in asks me why i'm holding boss tell him boss fell down co-worker takes boss >co-worker sticks a massive d--- up his ass suddenly d--- falls down >pick up d--- >suddenly wife walks in >asks me why i'm holding d--- tell her d--- fell down >wife takes d--- >suddenly wife falls down >pick up wife >smash her f------ face in >suddenly face falls down >pick up d--- >stick in gaping whole where face was >suddenly gaping whole falls down >pick up gaping whole >gaping whole swallows me in another universe >suddenly another universe falls down in void >suddenly void falls down >boss walks in >picks up co-worker >smash his d--- in IDONT UNDERSTAND Anonymous (ID: WVYKA56F) 06/30/13(Sun)20:22:49 No.490297450 File: 1372638169286.gif-(1.21 MB, 320x240, 1366938151158.gif) Ladies and gentlemen, behold the pinnacle of English Literature □ Anonymous (ID: DsJKklma) 06/30/13(Sun)20:25:17 No.490297870 File -(426 KB, 533x609, Ive Seen Some S---.png) 27 □ Anonymous (ID: NEFcOCk3) 06/30/13(Sun)20:09:53 No.490295436 lolwut Anonymous (ID: dne3BDif) 06/30/13(Sun)20:11:34 No.490295664 wife falls down co-worker walks in >picks up co-worker suddenly boss falls down in another void never doing drugs again >249 What the f--- did I just read?

Translator pls

Anonymous (ID: POlt+ycV) 06/26/12 (Tue)21:45:28 No.408630889 >Be 15 Me and Sri Lanken friend go get really f------ high sWe decide to go back to his place >His parents are home so we go to his room >He starts vomiting on the floor >His parents rush in >The don't know how to speak english so they're yelling at me in tamil or some other brown language dudewtfisgoingon They point at the vomit and then point at a mop Using my stoner logic, I assume they're telling me that I have vomit on my leg and should clean it with the mop Begin rubbing my leg with mop >Parents yell even more >Assume they're telling me that I should just go in their shower Proceed to enter shower still have the mop begin to take a shower with my clothes on while rubbing my leg with a mop >I decide to just leave >Find out the next day that his parents do speak english and they were yelling in english the whole time I've never been to his place again

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