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Demon Traveler

File: char 58483 ipg (10 KB, 210x240) ■ Anonymous 05/11/16(Wed)12:33:10 No.683783111 >be me saverage shopkeeper sgood location and good business new guy comes in, probably traveler stry to be nice to the new guy >Everythings for sale! this guy looks kind of sketchy She walks over my table to the counter she does not speak or blink show him everything i own my hands tremble as i feel fear she lays down 10 bloody armor pelts swhere did he get these si slowly pay for the items >he sells me out for every gold piece >he walks to the door without a word >walks directly through my fire pit She doesnt even flinch >do come back i say Si hope he never comes back go home for the night smy shop is filled with bloody armor >I lost all of my gold >traveler doesnt come back for days > one moming i go to my shop She is standing outside, motionless Show long has he been there >i walk up to him She is standing outside the door She does not blink or move i am too scared to ask him to move she doesnt move a muscle attempt to access the door i must squeeze around him Sim careful not to touch hinm slowly open the front door >i am finally in >my heart is pounding >i wonder how long he will stay >hours pass by before the door opens >mfw it comes in She says nothing, i feel true fear She presents 15 dragon bones >how is this possible give him every last cent >i no longer have a retirement fund fear strikes me as he leaves silently >do come back i say again Sloudsweating jpeg Si hope he never comes back >who is this demon

Beest Plates

File: babyplates.ipg (327 KB, 1500x1500) Anonymous 05/18/15(Mon)21:54:41 No.616562327 > be me > gf gave me $ to buy "fancy dinner plates" > had no idea what to buy looked on amazon for 2 hours > finally found something > "what you pick for us?1 A A > "wait and see" > 4 days later a package arrives > gf opens it > she pulls out a set of 8 kid plates with bees on them > starts shrieking and cussing me out calling me a f----- for wasting money on this s--- when she said she wanted GROWN UP PLATES > they never broke tho > cause theyre fine quality plates >they're really great plates > pic related its the plates

Pizzabro

Anonymous (D: IkPlheAD) 11/11/14(Tue)09:38:34 No.57883 Story time, b/ >Be me >Be last night Smoking out my windom >See black silhouette running through my street into the park SHe's holding two frozen pizzas >whatthefuck.ext >Seconds later, group of 6 guys run after him "GIVE US THE F------ PIZZA" "THEYRE MY F------ PIZZAS" >Decide to check the park because f--- it Slanding on other side of the street the park is >See silhouette beat the s--- out of groupies with f------ frozen pizzas >FROZEN PIZZAS >4 guys on the ground, pizzabre stll cn some kung fu s--- >Two remaining guys take out knives >Pizzabro stabbed in the arm >Drops pizza >Decide f--- t" >Kick one of them behind the knee, he falls Stabs me in the leg IN THE LEG >l kick him in the head fuckmyleg jpg >Pizzabro beats up last guy >Guys run >Take pizzabro into apartment because he got f------ stabbed > Tell him we should call an ambulance "Nah f--- dat" We patch ourselves up >Bandages+duct tape-patched up >He gives me a pizza and leaves >Sit in couch thinking about what the f--- just happened >Got stabbed for a pizza "> Dj Anonymous (ID: File: 2014-11-1 Ehe 。) 11/11/1 4iTue)09:48:12 No.578835643 >-5788369572-578837018>>578837182 (1.28 MB, 1936x340C0) smy log >the pizza 口Anonymous (D:IHARD) 11/11/14(Tue)10:08:36 No 578837465▶>>57883761 325788377092573837870 File: 2014-11-11 16 , IkPtheA0 (732 KB, 1944x2592) 22578837018 Say what now

Train Call

File: 1348492837031ip-(874 KB, 17282592, IMAG0089CC.jpg) RARA □ Anonymous {ID: BCDVrBKR) 09/24/12(Mon)09:20:37 No 426918250 part 112 be on the train >siting next to falcat -fatcat is on tho phone fatcat trying to order a taxi >phone sional fails fatcat is mad phone signal is still horrible hird time's the charm hi this is fatcat, i taiked 1o you a tew moments ago signal is not that good, i'm on t the train fatcat leaves number >whynot.jpg -set private number on Pcalling fatcat >pleaseletherebesignal.gitT Oops!. did it again l played with your hea... snot sure if Britney Spears fan or even his phone sthis is fatcat, hallo. hallo" fatcat didn't realise i hung up on him right before he answered the phone sfatcal puts phone on table >callback Oops!.I did it aga... "this is fatcat. , anyone there?" speople startto get a bit annoyed as we are siting in the quiet zone fatcat is taking a power nap against the windov See n----- ticket checker comming this way. Anonymous (ID: BCDVIBKR) 09/24/12(Mon)og:21:42 No 426918315 File: 1348492902719.ipg-(937 KB, 1728x2592, IMAG0092CC.jpg) part 2/2 snigger ticket checker is about 30 reet away pleasehavesignal.png perfect timing niggerticket checker is right next to him when the phone starts nnging Oops!.I did it again unitt l played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, ba... -fatcat ends call enigger ticket checker starts to laugh fatcat is grumpy -what are you laughing at?r 커liggel [iじkel checker is apullogíáng but slil iaighing snigger ticket checker moves on as we already showed our tickets once before -out of f------ nowhere fatcat slams his phone so hard his screen breaks Pthis is my stop right as rm passing him rm leting out a silent kilier tart -standing on the platform 00 king at him through the window smaking one last call STHIS IS FATCAT WHAT T WANT?! knocking on the window Peye contac Oops!. did it again l played with your heart got lost in the game Oh baby baby as soon as i stopped singing the train drove away and i hung up THE FUCKDOYou pic related its my fatcat Anonymous (ID: MmFopm53) 09/2412(Mon)09:23:40 No 426918206 10/10, would read again. Anonymous (ID: xoxqCMz0) o9:24/12(Mon)09 2421 No.426913496 Fatcat 24/9-2012 Never forget. · ㄩㄟㄧ-} □ Anonymous (ID: KC1pXrV) 09/24/12(Mon)09:24:24 No.426923604 File: 1348496931437 ipg-(8 KB, 2091200, 1341986918173.jpg) >> Coca-Cola Zero

> John Wick walks into the room. Command?

□ Anonymous 06/17/1 7(Sat)16:28:04 No. 7361 36523 >>7361 36763 >>7361 36884 227361 37096 >>7361 371 07 227361 37387 361 Turns out John wick has been hired to kill you You have one hour to prepare what do you do? >>736136523 (OP) kill my neighbor, start eating glass and hair as much of it as possible poliece arrest me and i now have a full department of cops and intense security nobody is going to r--- me, buthole full of glass and hair. another option would be innawoods >take knifes as i dont own a rifle >leave clear trail to where im going so he follows dig a foxhole but surround my area with anything dry that will snap when stepped on >lay in it sideways with knife held point up and the slurpee straw next to me in my mouth, preferably head will be in shrubbery >burry self >laying on side so rise and fall of my chest while breathing through the straw is not as visible swait there, s--- in my pants if i have to >when a stick near me snaps i spring out of the earth like a trapdoor spider armed with a 9" Bowie knife and the wrath of god File: 08 The Goatfather.gif (151 KB, 800x453) put "old yeller" on tv max volume put "where the red fern grows" on laptop, max volume sit in room with beautiful nylon string guitan when he enters i sing for him s-i know yer a hurtn but senpai ima blurtn, ill love you till the end of my days, through the hard times,n the good ones, holding hands in the suns rays he will instantly fall in love with me and we can raise our own litter of puppies. we will retire with the money we get from our book >"two massive f------ and a litter of puppies, a tale of redemption

Goose is Loose

□ Anonymous 12/05/15 Sat 23:25:38 No.28 103985 22281 42472201043352) i S pet 342 28105936 )28 10 51 >live next to river >geese swarm our yard every year >neighbor is korean >likes to practice martial arts in his back yard >go outside one morning and look off our back deck >korean is in dramatic martial arts pose with a staff >4 geese are hissing menacingly 2KKIⅢYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA! >Korean guy charges >geese charge >today the spirits of his warrior anscestors have posessed him, a flurry of blows follow sone goose dead, one with its wing hanging like its broken and the rest run away while broken winged one flops around honking >korean guy makes asian fighting noises while he twirls his staff over his head >the east will show no mercy today he smashes its head >he is breathing heavily and grinning like an idiot asian fighting noises ums as red as it is possible he tums as red as i is possible for an asian to blush for an start clapping sian to blush >hurriedly grabs two dead geese and sprints into his house funniest s--- I've ever seen. the east no mercyktoday

It's late at night here but here I am, posting saddening pics of tanks

-The metal that makes up my body has all rusted My engine has been sleeping since my last battle My cannon is non-fünctional >My vision ports are covered in moss >But it doesn't matter -The battle is long over >All I have to do now is to rest, and watch over the flo >My commander told me that flowers should not be trampled by tank trac Until my commander n field of flowe r thi

Sleep tight, grandpa IS-2 T-T

>my cannon is rusted my engine is long-dead can barely see the vill rough the moss on my visors but I know that the village is still the do not worry vi witt keep you safe just like before: im just a bit tired, thats all:

Countdown to Ecstasy

File: 1350359380711png-(286 KB, 800x896 6, feelthur.png) GI □ Anonymous (ID: LFqSsx91) 10/15/12/(Mon)20:49:40 UTC-7 No.430909276 >1 am >browsing for p--- >having a hard time finding something good >been fapping for almost an hour >find video of 10/10 goddess giving joi >tells me how to fap isn't a w---- about it >slow and sensual svoice is f------ velvet teases me >doesn't give me permission to c-- until she says so >ohgodfuckyes >worried that this video will get ruined by her saying something stupid and whorey >doesn't >she's a f------ goddess >gives me a countdown of when i get to c-- >ohgodicantholdit >please get to 1 stops at two to tease me >ohgodpleaseletmecum >pulls her mask off >it's bill f------ murray >"no one will ever believe you. now b------------- for me you f------ piggy" >best orgasm of my life

Battleshitpost

Anonymous (ID: +HSrPhs8) 02/27/13(Wed)17:34:30 No.461742905 BATILES >Be 17 Miss 87 KB JPG

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