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The wrong pipe | /r/Greentext

>> File: green.jpg (36 KB, 545x479) a doctor here? Anonymous 05/29/23(Mon)11:41:17 No.73493504 [Reply] can food go down the down your windpipe just like that? >reheating a meal with chicken and a lot of this green thing pic related >it's that f------ round thing bongs love to eat >one of those bloody things comes shooting out the frying pan and onto the kitchen top >pick it up >pop it into my open mouth the way spike spiegel did with that casino chip >something goes wrong >not coughing or anything just a weird feeling down my throat >not sure which way that went >panic, off to the head, force vomit a bit because ummm >look down >one of those f------ things is indeed in there >then again, I did eat a lot earlier too so basically, how do I tell that it's not gone down and into my lungs or something ten minutes later still feel something kinda wrong in my throat area Anonymous 05/29/23 (Mon)12:42:01 No.73494007 f------ ratfuckers bump still not sure which way that went. coughing now and then in case it's stuck or something >>73494908

Anon hates his life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 KB JPG 05/29/23(Mon)20:24:30 No.900090860 I hate my life. here is a duck 9 Replies / 7 Images View Thread

everybody makes the mistake once in their life | /r/Greentext

>assignment due >accidentally sends 10gb from the wrong "homework" folder >gets A+ >AND A 30GB FILE BACK >checks files >it is literally all nudes of me mfw

"little brexton" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/29/23 (Mon)16:04:47 No.900078627 >be me >working at target as cashier, checking people out >mom and young boy (probably 7-9-y/o) come up and i start checking them out >mother says "sorry brexton i forgot onions, ill be right back" >the boy is just watching me check out the items >i start going as fast as i can >finishes checking out >to boy: "okay, that'll be $127.69" >boy gets rlly stressed out cuz his mom isnt back and he doesnt know what to do >boy starts crying >mom comes back with onions >screams at me for making little brexton cry >WHO THE F--- NAMES THEIR CHILD BREXTON JESUS F------ CHRIST guys am i in the wrong?

Anon forgets pic related | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/29/2 >>29034802 Xenovia and Gasp Anonymous 05/29/2 >>29017967 (OP) >religious >conservative >DxD lol Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Upda File: IMG_3809.jpg (62 KB, 500x500) Where to find attractive, religious, conservative girls who are waiting until marriage? Anonymous 05/26/23(Fri)19:31:30 No.29017967 >>29017979 >>29019121 >>29019367 >>29019534>>29022889 >>29022894>>29023094 >>29025404 >>29025674>>29029171 >>29031620 >>29033843 >>29034802 >>29034804 >>29034839 First off, my political, social, and economic views are VERY right wing -think Francoist Spain after 1958. I've tried dating girls who don't fit the description in the prompt, and it's always a complete failure; they want to sext, be intimate, give me BJs, etc. and don't get it when I refuse. Where do I find girls who actually fit my non-negotiable standards? Or DXC

Anon is Hungarian | /r/Greentext

File: 213043a1da820da6ae2bfb419(...).jpg (60 KB, 735x932) Day in a life of the average hungarian Anonymous >be me >wake up at 5 am >drink pálinka >feed the animals >drink pálinka >go to the fields and work 12 hours >go home >drink pálinka >pray to our lord and savior orbán viktor >eat lunch >go to the local pub with my mates >wake up on the street >repeat

Anon is not a fan of Christianity | /r/Greentext

File: 312093109.jpg (16 KB, 281x429) How do people believe in religion Anonymous 05/29/23(Mon)07:37:31 No.73490760 [Reply] ► >>73493139 >>73493225 Ok so >The universe just existing makes 0 sense everything needs to be created by something else things cant just come into existance from thin air this is what actually happened one day god appeared and shouted "let there be light" and his voice created stars and shouted "let there be land" and planets formed from his scream etc. and thats actually how the universe was created. >Who created god? Oh dont worry about it. >Then he created Adam and Eve and Satan and he told Adam and Eve to never eat apples or else... >Then he sent Satan to try to tempt them into eating apples >Eve listened to Satan under the form of the snake and ate the apple and told Adam to do it too because they taste amazing so Adam took a bite too >God saw it because he sees everything all the time >Cursed them and all of their descendants with pain and aging and thats actually why we get hurt and die because our great great great... great grandmother ate some apple or something. >Worry not you are actually a invisible magical ghost possessing a meat puppet and when you die you just leave your puppet and fly to space where you are put on trial on the divine court on the moon and God will judge your sins and decide if you have broken enought rules to go to hell or if you're a good enought person to go to heaven as long as you follow the rules God wont have to feed you to Satan. >Also God r---- a girl and reincarnated into her son and let humans kill him so uhhh he doesnt have to throw them in hell anymore? >Anyways hes coming back soon so keep praying and following the rules even though God died to abolish those rules because hes coming back soon and then he will fix everything. >How long have we been waiting? About 2000 years or so but its going to happen for sure we just need to keep praying and donating to the church and sacrificing our kids to pedophiles in dresses and HE WILL COME SOON TRUST THE PLAN OR I WILL CURSE YOU TO BURN FOREVER IN HELL!!! And im supposed to believe this?

Anon is special needs | /r/Greentext

File: 20230529_161511.jpg (33 KB, 400x400) Please be patient I have autism greentexts thread Anonymous 05/29/23(Mon)11:04:58 No.73492199 >>73492215 >>73492306 >>73492465 >>73492502 >be me >have large tongue >one day walking home from work >see parked white van >lick the passenger side rearview mirror clean for no particular reason >hear loud "HEY! >mfw i didnt see the dude on the driver seat >runlikehell.exe >yell at him to stop >he starts running off >cant be bothered to chase him >actually feel kinda bad for him cabt be >finally reach my house >reflect upon what i just did i still have no idea why did that >> Anonymous 05/29/23(Mon)11:17:33 No.73492306 >>73492199 (OP) >be normal dude >drive white van for work Anonymous 05/29/23(Mon)11:06:33 No.73492215 >>73492199 (OP) you are a very special boy anon >park your van to call your wife >some retard gets near my van >yfw he starts licking the rearview mirror like its ice cream >>73492199 (OP) inb4 this is posted on plebbit >> Anonymous 05/29/23(Mon)11:36:07 No.73492465 File: bca.jpg (130 KB, 750x1252)

Anon attempts to flirt | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/29/23(Mon)11:39:54 No.73492502 >>73493200 >>73492199 (OP) >be me >freshman in high-school >like a nerdy girl who wears soul eater shirts to school >decide I want to date her >put notes in her backpack saying she's cute >constantly stare at her >eventually she tells me I'm bring creepy >I still stare at her in class Anonymous 05/29/23(Mon)12:57:28 No.73493200 >>73492502 why didnt you stop staring staring at her

Xmas dinner doing it's thing | /r/Greentext

: onymous de 7 KB JPG 3 Replies 12/26/18(Wed)16:52:57 No.50053486 >try to s--- >break toilet View Thread : Anonymous >>50053486 (OP) # you should s--- outside like the animal you are! fat f--- 12/26/18(Wed)17:00:43 No.50053588

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