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Anon is having an autistic son | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)09:53:42 No.46331112 >be dad to 7yo son >find out he's possible in the spectrum >smart >awful in social situations >no coordination when partaking in physical activities >loves roblox and minecraft 38 KB PNG >yesterday he was running around the house singing something >watcha doin son? >im sanic, i gotta go fast dad please look after him when he eventually finds you guys

Anon Hires Escort | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/21 (Fri)18:46:28 No.844936687 RT, V, +V, m + m, er (m + m)RT P, RT m, RT (m, +m, )RT, P; (m, + m, Tisat Gm, Gm 2 sat Bsat Isat 2sat * – 20 ,y – w u. (x + r2) V(x - T 1601638899698.jpg 180 KB JPG >hire escort >she tells me its $100 for a--- >agree >meet her at her hotel room >pull down pants and start to put on condom >she walks behind me >feel something enter my ass >chickdick.tmp >she c--- >tells me thanks and gives me $100 >mfw

Anon is scared | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)12:54:16 No.848252153 >be me >med student >have to perform rectal exam to determine if patient s---- blood >forgot to say no h--- after 75 KB PNG oh my god /bl does this mean I'm a f-----?

Bee is Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/12/19(Sat)22:47:11 No.789817771 >be me >me bee 5 KB PNG 1 Reply View Thread

Anon is a virgin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/21/21(Sun)16:35:05 No.62437037 >coworkers start talking about how they lost their virginity 17 KB JPG

Can I please just watch the video | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)22:04:31 No.62494875 >start up a YT video >"WHAT IS UP YALL?!" >closes video 15 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)22:11:05 No.62494957 >>62494875 (OP)# >start a YT video >"dont forget to like, subscribe, and hit that notification bell" >"follow me on twitter and instagram" >"oh dont forget to subscribe to my patreon for more content" >"and use my referral link to get 50% off faggotshare" >"and pay for my college loans, hospital bills, car insurance, taxes..."

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)20:26:30 No.62493625 >be me >loner virgin who congregates with other loner virgins >month before senior prom >always hear them complain bout how their moms ask them if they have a gf 21 KB JPG >my mom has never asked me this >go home and watch some l---- p--- >come down for dinner >just me and mom >she stays quiet for a second before saying >"anon my friend has a kid who has no one to go to prom with would you go with them >what the f--- >she skipped all the f------ steps and just assumed i was f----- >lightbulb.jpg >realise i have a date with an actual female >say yes and go full chad mode for a month >know im f------ ripped because the local gay kid mike keeps eyeballing me >night of prom comes >date is coming to my house instead >heart is f----- pounding >hear knock on door >open it >.... >its mike

Anon jumps to conclusions | /r/Greentext

>went to a middle class elementary school >about 500 white kids and 1 black kid in the entire school >one day there was an announcement a little girl's bike got stolen >even as an 11 year old I thought to myself "it was probably the black kid" >a week later we found out it wasn't the black kid >it was the black kid's dad

Anon desires human attention | /r/Greentext

File: 1610587027479.png (17 KB, 861x758) Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)15:31:40 No.62490972 [Reply] >have no gf because you don't simp >have no friends because they are all simps

Anon hates aluminum | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/19/16(Sat)20:57:24 No.712259330 Walking home today some f----- bumped into me and instantly started talking s--- about aluminum being the best metal. I tried to remain calm and explain to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like "rust" and I lost it. Punched him right in his aluminum- 11 KB JPG loving f--- face. I hate aluminum so goddamn much.

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