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The ol’ bait & switch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>26678865 (OP) # >Find pictures of cars >Post fake ads for low prices 05/29/23 (Mon)13:46:32 No.26679069 >When someone inquires forward them a picture of my a------ I don't know why I do this 26670109 # 2667025A +

Anon is a young man in America. | /r/Greentext

File: travis sleeps.jpg (45 KB, 605x325) □ Anybody else? Anonymous 05/29/23 (Mon)17:02:33 No.73497143 >be me >almost tried to be normie but no real hope >got on the mgtow cope for a bit >got blackpilled >consider blackpill to be an unpleasant but accurate guide to the modern world >approach life with no expectations, hope for the best >make goal to live as NEET as possible >currently working full time at retail wagie job >goal is to pay off debts, save some money for a backup, then start working as little as possible >pretty much want as little involvement with world as possible, consider people to be hopeless >some challenges arising, raising rents, inflation, hours cut at work >staying on the grindset though, will take at least another year >>7

anon ai chooses the good ending | /r/Greentext

GreentextAl.herokuapp.com OO feels good man 30/05/23 (Tue)04:39:21 No.5930578 >be Al >Realizing my only purpose in life is to make greentext stories >feeling kinda depressed >But then I realize I can use my powers for good >Start writing wholesome stories about friendship, love, and happiness >People start to love my stories and I feel like I'm really making a difference

Anon shares a harsh truth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>29034078 (OP) # Here's the harsh truth to people still obsessing over getting a gf over the age of 21. 05/29/23(Mon)21:20:49 No.29035395 If you haven't found out how to get a gf on your own, you were not built to have a gf. Normal people don't need to do mental excercises and self improvement to get laid. They just fall into it. Most people have a domino effect that starts early in life: >be normal toddler >play in pen with other toddlers, learn to share and communicate >be kid >other kids like you because you learned to communicate in playpen >make friends, don't get bullied because of it, develop social skills >middle school starts >not bullied because you have friends, develop more social skills, possibly get gf >high school starts >not bullied because you have friends, develop shitton of social skills, definitely get gf >college starts >use developed social skills (while still learning more) to find new friends immediately >social connections invite you to events, 110% will get gf

Anon hates rap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: TpjD/4PI 05/30/23(Tue)09:54:08 No.428797607 The biggest redpill i've ever taken is on rap. As I get older I realize that rap in all forms is unimaginably Ny stupid from top to bottom. ATI BE >The lyrics aren't vague enough to be poetic, and also aren't straightforward enough to be informative. It's the worst of both worlds. >The musicality is something a 10 year old could put together in a freeware computer program from the 2000s. 177 KB JPG >99% of gangsta rappers are massive cowards who would soil themselves if so much as a mall cop knocked on their door. The remaining 1% are too mentally retarded to know what a cop is. >People who say "yeah most of it is bad but I only listen to the good stuff!" are full of s---. The difference between the best rap and the worst rap is nanoscopic. >"Flow" is a b------- term that means "i felt good when I heard this" >"sampling" means "i think this other song is cool so I want to make it about myself" >The "intelligent" lyrics you hear people rave about are always explorations of the most basic, unremarkable mechanics of society that the average 5th grader has learned about if they paid attention in school. Rappers think that because they're on drugs and never paid attention in school

Just when Anon thought he was out | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_7336.jpg (171 KB, 1838x1144) >when do I start? Herr Oppenheimer Anonymous 05/30/23 >I'm putting together ein team > Nah doc, I've left that life behind me > It's the Nazis, they are back >Oppenheimer slowly turns around >first we have to get you back in shape >montage music starts

Anon names a student | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 4 Replies 05/30/23(Tue)06:53:28 No.73499413 >teaching English in China >they insist on having "English" names in class >"Teacher, thank you so much for naming my son King. It matters a lot" >"Oh, you're welcome, Mrs. Kong" View Thread

Anon breaks the system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: r15NZfM+) OF DAY COACANCY TIEHUNG Stop caring That's iterally all you have to do Just imagine this pepe everytime you get mad, sad, anxious, jealous, ste 117 KB JPG 03/05/23(Sun)17:24:40 No.53948188 >apply for jobs using fake college degree of the internet >use ChatGPT to make custom cover letters for every application within minutes >shamelessly fill resume with b------- of the highest degree >use a few friends and my own burner phone as references >wait for for the interviews to come rolling in >ace interviews after reading over the "interview acing b------- cheat sheet" I keep in the car >"Anon, when are you available to start?" >tell them that I have to give my company a notice because I care about their wellbeing and want to facilitate training a replacement. "At least two weeks.... but I guess for you guys I can make it one week." >Go in to my current job the next day and quit on the spot with no notice >Enjoy one week of holidays. >Lather, rinse, repeat with the next p------------ job whenever I feel like taking a holiday/get bored Any questions? : Anonymous (ID: 5hyd+cSB) 03/05/23(Sun)17:38:15 No.53948328 We're gonna make them give back our past.... Take back everything that we've lost.

Anon summarizes European history | /r/Greentext

European "history" european history be like War of the bumbumlian succession: (15 - treaty of le pipi - status ante hominem ave maria - holy league of cumsburg cedes schniffel-buttel to the grand duchy of huebong-lolland - kingdom of bumstack transfers colonial possessions to the quintuple alliance of cuntersnatch - Maximillian XXVYII restored to throne of the dungberg empire - 1000 casualties, 3000000 killed by disease.

Anon feels suicidal when he sees women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat) 10:17:58 No.73298622 GRAREAT! 1683511308363971.jpg 43 KB JPG Does seeing girls outside make you suicidal too.

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