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Anon is intelligent (short haiku) | /r/Greentext

Jargge 12/27/05 (Tue) 15:24 No.4058985 [Reply] d(>_<)b >>BeastUK !vGZCxJ211s 12/27/05 (Tue) 15:26 No.405899 How do you get that backwards b? >> Anonymous 12/27/05(Tue) 15:26 No.4059003 >>4058999 its called d

Anon arranges a free vacation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/10/15(Mon)13:26:43 No.26835828 ► >>26835846 >>26835868 >>26835881 >>26835911 >>26835954>>26836035>>26837329 >>26839564 File: 1432861912568.png (314 KB, 710x781) >>26835391 >"I am not a U.S Citizen, I am a free inhabitant of the earth" H--------, F------ TUMBLR WETBACKS. Reminds of the SJWS who got deported to Cambodia at the border a while back during my watch. Its funny because they were originally from Mexico and were brought to the U.S at a young age and never got their citizenship or green card s--- CUENTS >Be me at U.S-Mex border california >Doing routine checks and what not >People following rules and laws no problem what soever >Catch some illegal b------ all the time >Then comes this Fiat with some Hipster b----- guys and girl >Damn they can fit in there? Skinny as hell though >Hello there >"Hai" "Hey" "Yo" "HEYYY" >Got your papers or passport? >"No but we're citizens and we're pleading the 5th" >Stare at them disbelief and outright anger >Excuse me? >"You heard us so please let us be on our way you can't touch us because under article-" >GET THE F--- OUT OF THE VEHICLE >Cue panic mode for them screaming some b------- clause about they have the right to travel between countries freely because they're not tied to some quasi NAFTA conspiracy of the North American union or some s--- like that >Hold them and can't seem to find any information on them >They refuse to talk >Ok sure fine >Swift paper work and send them to detention center >Still refuse to talk >Some guy from homeland security interviews them >Get their life stories >But they have no paper work. Nothing whatsoever not even finger prints or dental records >"Well s--- pick a country and deport them to it" >"Why not Mexico?" >"Too easy they'll just come right back" >OHH I GOT A GOOD ONE, Cambodia >Whole team laughs and says done >File paper work >2 weeks later they're deported to Cambodia >MFW We can deport people anywhere we want if they have no paper work and we're not able to "determine" their country of origin.

Anon has a realization | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/30/23(Tue)00:53:07 No.22091038 File: Khalid Shaikh_Mohammed.jpg (81 KB, 650x900) TE sikiam fram >>22090749 (OP) # >be me >>22091213 >>22093877 damn, son. I just make s--- up too, but at least I don't try to project some intense longing for unmet desires. I find it hard as f--- to want a damn thing. I don't want anything man. I just look at the wall. F---. Even making these words seems farcical and pointless, absolutely without purpose, and to even imagine any more productive use of my time is completely unfathomable. To quote myself loosely "It's like trying to build a sculpture with a massive puddle of diarrhea. You accomplish nothing and end up covered in s---." I don't know man. It's just so f------ hard to believe in a god damn thing. I don't know how these billionaires continue living, how they continue wanting any of that s---. Looking out at everything that exists, nothing appeals to me, nothing seems desirable, nothing seems worth any sort of effort to attain it. I'm just continuing to work for bread, largely out of politeness, not because I actually care or want to accomplish anything, but just because I feel like it's impolite to not work, so I work. It doesn't seem like an option or a choice, even when I have no genuine interest in continuing my life, just because being impolite or unobliging to other people, due to the strong nature of my upbringing, my meek and weakwilled personality, I'm too obliging to stop living. I don't know why. At times I would write things, but whatever intention of actually accomplishing anything has long since left me. Any coherent intent, after witnessing the endless cycle of input->output of my writing and accomplishing nothing, all of my delusions of effecting any sort of change upon this planet have completely abandoned me. It's like sitting here without hands, for whatever my hands are capable of, from my perspective, none of the things I am capable of accomplishing are in anyway meaningful or worth the effort or productivity. The economy of productivity, given the completely non-existent realm of results of your efforts, it just seems like a completely foolish pursuit. I spend my days making retarded shitposts and trying to upset people for entertainment, like a homeless man covered in his own s--- that somehow has the gall to mock and belittle you for continuing to care and take anything seriously. That's about the only apparently reasonable and sensible effect I can produce right now.

Anon is being watched | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 KB PNG 05/30/23(Tue) 16:48:20 No.900135790 >Be me 2 weeks into new job in new city >Car at mechanic's so I have to ask work groupchat for a ride to work > Coworker says sure he'll be there in 5 minutes to pick me up for work > He gets there in 3, then takes me to work > Halfway through shift > Realize I never actually told him my address bros how the f--- did he find where i live i live in a building with ~500 other people and 16 floors and he was at my door within 3 minutes of me asking for a ride

Anon has a based mom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Hahaha! 05/30/23(Tue)16:27:08 No.900134724 M Mom IMG_1614.jpg 115 KB JPG Damn didn't know my mom was based as f--- View Thread

Anon casts a vote.. | /r/Greentext

MATTE >told my grandfather that I would support trump back in 2018 >he dies in 2019, leaving me 120k because I was his favorite nephew for "breaking the mold of my failed 699 KB GIF generation" >vote biden anyway I might go s--- on his grave later.

or is he......anon is | /r/Greentext

← Beitrag FACT AND FUN vor 1 Stunde My wife said, "You got a vasectomy without telling me. Are you serious?" I said, "I'm not kidding you." Q7 300 7 Antworten ⠀

Anon urinates | /r/Greentext

>go to urinate >No urine, all blood 5032tt.png 700 KB PNG

Anon has a deranged fetish | /r/Greentext

9 replies #1, No. 638854185 5/30/23 5:44:27 AM 1681916467500 PNG 734x997 579.8 kB Someone at Square Enix must have an adult woman fetish judging by Scarlet's design. #2, No. 638854237 5/30/23 5:45:09 AM >>638854185 (OP) >adult woman fetish How do you idiots manage to become even more retarded every single year 5 replies

Anon doesn't have hot water | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 3 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous 333 KB PNG Well, it's been a nice run virgins 84 KB JPG 07/16/19(Tue)20:38:20 No.53412370 >>53412419 # >hot water has been out of order for several days >means female neighbours have likely taken ice cold showers >erect female n------ have been less than 10 yards away from me View Thread 07/16/19(Tue)20:41:11 No.53412404 >>53412370 (OP) # >OP didn't prove he had any form of contact, even by association with things like the walls or the air OP is still f-----

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