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Anon reflects (trigger warning: not green) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)21:24:26 No.861467313 You anons ever want to cry? Not ugly, take up an hour of your time balwing your eyes out cry, just a tear every now and then. Weep so slightly for everything going on, both in public and personal life. 29 KB JPG Don't let the "manly man" stereotype fool you. Sometimes the greatest strength can be found in vulnerability, even if you're not sharing it with another person. Stay strong anons, make the most of your time and environment, and l'll see you on the throne.

Anon is retarded | /r/Greentext

Anon is sad | /r/Greentext

Ads by JuicyAds No. 861470483 08/20/21(Fri)23:22:08 33.png 28 KB 691x653 >be me, 27 >recently quit drinking when I realised I'm just as miserable drunk as I am sober >become overcome with waves of sorrow and fear sometimes >end up wandering around in a store because l'm too scared to be alone but have nowhere to go >end up at the toy aisle >pick up a plush giraffe, realise I don't want to let go of it >it's the biggest f------ thing in the shelf but I've got grownup money and it still costs less than a bottle of vodka >end up buying it >take it home, end up taking it to bed with me as I try to go to sleep at night >it's just the right size to be the little spoon >suddenly burst into tears >end up crying myself to sleep, cuddling up a toy and gently stroking the giraffe's left ear 42 replies, 7 images No. 861471126 08/20/21(Fri)23:34:03 >>861470483 Man that's terrible l'm glad I ain't you

Anon plays Persona 4. | /r/Greentext

File: 6rh73xlkil851.png (136 KB, 630x315) What the f--- did I just do? Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)19:55:27 No.65066354 [Reply] Oh god Oh god Oh god I can't live with this guilt. It is overwhelming and I regret every decision that I made in these past two hours. I'm so f------ disgusted with myself. context: >always autistically obsessed with virtual/fictional characters >literally keep them as only genuine friends in my head, they motivate me to do things, give advice etc. >play Persona4 >great game, story and characters, helped me get through some really bad times >fixed my sleep schedule, started taking care of myself, ate healthier >overall just happier with persona frens >has been like this for quite some time Now approximately two hours ago this happened: >horny >jerking off while browsing /gif/ >suddenly see very lewd video with audio of my persona Waifu >always tried to avoid hentai because it'd literally ruin my image of them >hornymonkeybrain.jpg >video is unbelievably hot slurping, swallowing, cute moans >l'm f------ horny at this point and have absolutely no self control >search for persona4 doujins, persona4 rule34 pictures and other degenerate s--- >most degenerate disgusting scenarios but f------ hot in the moment >c-- literal buckets while watching video I found first >cry for one hour straight I genuinely just want to blow my brains out right now

Anon is Shaggy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 56 minutes ago 861467525 >Be me >20 year old stoner with nerdy teen gf. >My best friend is a Chad with a hot ginger gf. >We're absolute best friends. >Fixing up a classic van together >One day I bring some weed for him and he's all shook up. >Says it's about my gf. >Says she approached him and his gf for a threesome, >He did it and he's super sorry >YouSonOfABitch.jpg >Decide to confront my gf >She admits it and literally BEGS on her knees for forgiveness. >ldea.gif >l tell her if she will get knotted by my Great Dane on video l'll take her back. >lt will be the ultimate insurance policy to ensure she never betrays me again. >We film it in Chad's van. >She nervously pulls down her pants & assumes the position. >Dog licks her and she twitches >He mounts her and out comes the lipstick. >She gasps as it goes in >l taunt her as he f---- her. >"Like, Who's d--- is bigger, Chad or the dog?" > "Moan" "The dog" snort" > "Who's bitch are you? Chad or the dog?"| >*Gasp* "The dog Glasses fall off her face >The dog starts pumping c-- into her c--- as she whimpers. >They're both stuck there for a bit because he can't pull out due to the knot. >I tell her, "If you ever betray me, every bf, employer, or friend you know gets a copy." > Catching breath o-okay Dog pulls out & c-- pours out of her p---- into the van's carpeting." >Next weekend Chad suggests a road trip. >We both bring our gfs. I bring the weed. >l bring the dog out of pure intimidation >She has to sit there over the stain, and pretend nothing happened. >Tell Chad and his gf how much fun the trip was. > Chad suggests we do it every weekend. Now we go on road trips in the van with my Great Dane every Saturday, smoking weed and solving mysteries

Anon Anonymous | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)23:31:45 No.65057438 >got drunk again even though it makes my nose stuffy 15 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)23:48:40 No.65057579 >got drunk again even though I s--- my brains out through my mouth every time 36 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)23:49:42 No.65057592 >>65057438 (OP)# >Got drunk again even though once I start I can't stop and will continue drinking until I black out, and wake up with a splitting headache. 36 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)23:51:40 No.65057606 >>65057438 (OP) # >Got drunk again even though I'm just sitting on my ass alone waiting for the party to end while everyone is having fun.

Anon regrets 15 years of his life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/18/19(Wed)00:54:36 No.809820381 >Be me ultra rich >Travel around the world getting a different athletic girl pregnant every country I visit. >Abandon them and leave letters telling them to train our offsprings to be the best fighter because in 15 years she will have the chance to get 50million 31 KB JPG dollars. >Organize an event 15 years later, a total of 200 teenagers come to fight, DNA tests are run, 15 are effectively my descendants, discard the others. >Fight stars, one of them, the American is controlling the situation, a sudden distraction costs his life as a Mongolian behemoth cracks his skull open. >Fight goes on until one kid, a Brazilian breaks the neck of mis last daughter. >l ask him what would he want as an award for being the champion. He doesn't want to lose his time and exclaimed. >l want you to accept me as your son. >l accept and give him my blessing. >Money is given and he moved to live with me. >Days pass, this m----------- doesn't have any oral hygiene, his feet stink like a thousand kilograms of poop. He listens to BTS music, dresses as a furry. Should I kill him?

Anon misses his chance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)22:31:13 No.65067834 >make a friend at work after months of struggle >comfortable asking her stupid questions on my mind >we end up talking a lot >she seems really lonely >cries when i tell her how happy she 33 KB JPG makes me >both worked in grocery store bakeries when younger >tell her i still like baking stuff as a hobby >she begs me for brownies >decide to make them for her one day >go to work >suddenly transferred to another department >go back to being alone >cried in the bathroom again >threw her brownies away why the f--- am i so slow with everything why didnt i find a way to keep in touch with her outside of work

Anon is an Indian Virgin | /r/Greentext

File: artworks-000206371365-8mf(..).jpg (41 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)01:32:38 No.861447078 >>861447163 >be me >Indian Beta f-- >19Yo in med college >feel played by this 8/10 hottie girl of my dream >look for easy love >find a 5/10 with nice ass and booba >do a short theme park date while the rest of the group leaves me alone >confess love on 3rd day >she dosent say yes but doesnt say no >but she is happy about it >plan another date where I plan to clap >March 2020 lockdown >only texts and calls >get board >she gets uglier and difficult to stay with >break up with her on June >Feel proud >send friends Screenshots that I dumped a girl >Friends are confused >Fast forward to Feb 2021 >We met at Uni Exam >She just started to date a senior >thinking its about time to seek another easy love to finally clap some cheeks for the first time >March 2021 Lockdown >Bruh >Feel blue balls >FF to Aug 2021 >its painful to live like a virgin when I was so close to bang >mfw this chinese virus lockdown forced me to stay a kissless virgin >#FuckCCP

Anon has a boner | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)16:58:03 No.65061227 File: zoom in of wojak being sh(..).png (67 KB, 500x500) >>65061261 >>65061325 >>65062138 >decide to get a prostitute to lose virginity as I am 32 and it'll never happen otherwise >we are talking via email to arrange things >she says 'now let me know your DIRTIEST fetish and i'll try and help with it babe' >feel pressured to say something as I don't have a fetish really, but don't want to seem boring >'oh haha I wish I was bone marrow completely surrounded by the outer structure of the bone, I find that idea really sexy' >she messages back 'oh i'll see what i can do! that is weird babe' >we meet at the hotel >things going ok, i assume she forgot about the bone marrow thing >she kisses me and I hve a boner, ready to get down to sex >she smiles and says 'i have a surprise' >sneaks off into the bathroom >comes out >she is wearing a fancy dress costume of a comical bone, the sort of bone dogs eat in cartoons >hole cute around her vagina >'well Mr bone marrow... fill me up' >l feel really confused but go along with it because i told her to do this >try to have sex >the bone costume is making my skin itch >can't stay hard >eventually she just gives me a h------ and laughs 'sometimes boys get nervous' >cost 120 pound sterling

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