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Anon doesn’t understand homophobia | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Gay GAY 16 KB JPG 07/16/23(Sun)20:47:58 No.74054002 why do men care about this label so much? I was cutting my hair and the barber went on a 20 minute rant about lgbt s--- because a woman walked past in a rainbow top >I-I don't care about them doing what they want, j-just don't push it on me >if an effeminate man came into my shop, I'd kick him out, b-but they can do what they want >other barber chimes in: we used to beat up gays but nowadays I just leave them and stay away >meanwhile me, a down low f--, sitting there just wanting a haircut on my lunch break Annoying lgbt propaganda aside, it's absolutely insane to me how much "straight" men care about what other men are doing with their penises. We're all black, and I'm sure they'd have a problem with someone beating them up simply because they're black. I don't give a f--- about what other men are doing in their private chambers, so why the f--- are they so obsessed with men f------ other men?

Anon is in trouble | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I need your help /fit/ 10 KB JPG 07/16/23(Sun)19:10:37 No.29374899 >be me >have gf >she's very polite >she works with crazy 45 year old who is obsessed with her >she rejects him constantly >he literally HATES me for being with her >he finds out where she lives and barges in the door and chokes her while he has a knife >neighbor calls the police >he gets arrested instantly >bail is 6,000 >tfw he's going to be out soon >tfw he knows my full name

Anon on god | /r/Greentext

File: 1618540392156.png (418 KB, 600x600) 04/01/23(Sat) 16:52:06 No.179949273 Anonymous >N00000000, DON'T EAT THE HECKING FORBIDDEN FRUIT! >BECAUSE... YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY! >OH, YOU DID EAT IT! NOW I'M ANGRY EVEN THOUGH I KNEW YOU WOULD EAT IT BEFORE I MADE YOU

Anon enjoys NEET life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >NEET >wake up at midnight >nice nighttime breeze outside >walk to the 24 hour store right now to buy some Ben & Jerry's with my taxpayer funded NEETbux >no one outside to bother my nightwalk as wagies are sleeping to wake up for their monday commute >going to watch Nausicaa and Princess Mononoke tonight Feels good mang 45 KB JPG Anonymous #ywark met hours a week wer your tone when tabing to me N-Fl 07/16/23(Sun)19:18:42 No.74053193 41 KB JPG 07/16/23(Sun)19:21:14 No.74053211 >>74053193 (OP) # Based as f--- and neetpilled, anon

Anonette interacts with twitter chuds | /r/Greentext

File: F0_8D6pXSAAZZXP.jpg (152 KB, 1018x1200) Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)14:54:43 No.74050327 ► >>74050336 >>74050407 >>74050416 >>74050444 >>74050445 >>74050559 >>74050618 >>74050675 >>74050681 >>74050760 >>74050795 >>74050916 >>74050961 >had an on anon account on far right twitter >acted like I was a moid >made a lot of friends who came to Twitter from 4chan and similar sites >discuss politics, anime, video games, etc >I ended up getting outed as a woman when I posted a picture of something that identified me >all my far right anime moid friends instantly changed overnight >simping, requests for dates, even d--- picks Why is it always like this? Can't moids ever be platonic? My best friend from there is in love with me, I'm pretty sure. We're on discord too and while he hasn't asked me out I can tell he's just waiting for the right moment. And then I have to either accept or lose my friend. Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)14:55:50 No.74050336 ► >>74050354 >>74050327 (OP) Say moid one more time and I'll punch you in the c--- ■

Anon makes a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 88 KB PNG 07/16/23(Sun)14:32:51 No.74050051 >made a nice Russian friend a couple of months ago on Steam >play a lot of vidya with him >he always says hi whenever I come online >really chill dude with a cool Russian accent >suddenly stops coming online >hasn't been online for over a month I hope he's okay....

Anon hates dating | /r/Greentext

File: dating.jpg (109 KB, 640x640) J.A.K "See, Despite Being Only 3% of the Population.... Anonymous (ID: SFLSIZTS) 07/16/23(Sun)14:06:55 No.434691576 Why are women so weird about dating now. I went on two dates where the women literally had check lists. Like literally a list of traits they were looking for and they began interviewing me. >Are your parents together >Do you want kids >What is your stance on abortion >What is your stance on guns >What is your salary (rude to ask but it is high) The whole thing felt like a job interview, and both times when I pointed it out I got a dismissive answer like "yeah it does feel like that... anyway, what's your goal in 5 years?" What the f--- happened to women? Has online dating really sunk into IRL dating that much to the point that everyone thinks it is just an algorithm now?

Anon likes reddit | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: 1689534866526.jpg (13 KB, 235x241) Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)15:14:51 No.94737368 Woahoho no way my dude! I thought the same thing years ago. Then I found myself a good ole community known as Reddit! Come on over my dude, I think you'll enjoy it! You see we have subreddits for each and every topic. You can make friends everywhere. Sometimes I hang out on video game subreddits! Then when I'm feeling educational I head over to r/science. And you know we have the NSFW stuff too ;) I learned so many things on Reddit man. My fellow Redditors taught me so many cool tricks. Did you know men can e-------- with prostate pressure? Another trick I learned from a fellow Redditor! Since then I've been sticking stuff up my ass on a regular basis. I know, I know, may sound weird, but over at Reddit guys like us can fit right in! So give it a try my dude, might find something you like! Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)15:28:32 No.94737646 Based

Announcing the Super Bowl Party | /r/Greentext

49 KB JPG >be me >in car with gf and her family >mom and gf want to connect Bluetooth and play music >dad gets grumpy over it >Bluetooth isn't connecting properly >dad gets angrier >mom gets angry cause he's angry >texts my gf about it >they're now texting about her dad >I'm still here >pleasedontinvolveme.mp4 >Bluetooth finally connects >rap comes on in auto play >dad gets angry and yells >gf looks like about to cry >he apologizes and she plays different song >mom still upset >tension building between them >I haven't said a word the whole ride

Anon works in retail | /r/Greentext

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