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Anonymous (ID: 19PWPzZB) 03/20/14(Thu)18:10:29 No.538172774 sday 31 > tell people I'm running server calibrations > "it's like dusting for finger prints" > no one's the wiser > show this one middle aged guy with a beard how to use a webapp > go to favourite it for him and put it on the toolbar > notice all of his favourites > Big t---- housewife > Pajama Butt Slut > Mexican girl on bus > mouse over them as I mouth read them > he starts freaking out > begs me not to tel > "Why shouldn't ?" > "I'lI buy you lunch > got 10 chicken nuggets

Anonymous (ID: 19PWPzZB) 03/20/14(Thu)18:10:29 No.538172774 sday 31 > tell people I'm running server calibrations > "it's like dusting for finger prints" > no one's the wiser > show this one middle aged guy with a beard how to use a webapp > go to favourite it for him and put it on the toolbar > notice all of his favourites > Big t---- housewife > Pajama Butt Slut > Mexican girl on bus > mouse over them as I mouth read them > he starts freaking out > begs me not to tel > "Why shouldn't ?" > "I'lI buy you lunch > got 10 chicken nuggets

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Anonymous (ID: 19PWPzZB) 03/20/14(Thu)18:53:03 No.538179152 > day 34 > been playing portal 2 all day in my office > haven't heard so much as a complaint > haven't had to update adobe reader or adobe flash all f------ day > something's not right > no one's said s--- about it > poke my head out of the office s everyone's heads down just typing away > starting to get worried s ask a guy how his computer is working > "Great. Ever since you downloaded Google Ultron, my whole computer has just been flying" s w-- > do a quick google search on google chrome > supposedly it automatically downloads the most up to date versions of adobe > omfg > if I don't have f------ adobe reader I'm f------ out of a job > send out mass email >ATTN: do not open google ultron it has been hacked > spend rest of day uninstalling and making IE the default browser

Anonymous (ID: 19PWPzZB) 03/20/14(Thu)18:53:03 No.538179152 > day 34 > been playing portal 2 all day in my office > haven't heard so much as a complaint > haven't had to update adobe reader or adobe flash all f------ day > something's not right > no one's said s--- about it > poke my head out of the office s everyone's heads down just typing away > starting to get worried s ask a guy how his computer is working > "Great. Ever since you downloaded Google Ultron, my whole computer has just been flying" s w-- > do a quick google search on google chrome > supposedly it automatically downloads the most up to date versions of adobe > omfg > if I don't have f------ adobe reader I'm f------ out of a job > send out mass email >ATTN: do not open google ultron it has been hacked > spend rest of day uninstalling and making IE the default browser

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Anonymous (ID: BPWPzZB) 03/20/14(Thu)18:46:40 No. 5381 78074 Replies: 쯔53817850722538178684>>538178684 > day 33 > Ultron guy blabs and tells everyone about google ultron > now everyone in the f------ office has a sharepoint ticket asking for it to be installed > a few of the more competent people are asking me what the f--- google ultron is > I just give them finger guns until they walk away > have to spend entire day going from desktop to desktop pretending to di google ultron > literally spend 3-4 hours pretending to dl software that nasa uses > one girl asks me if this even legal > "Are you a cop?" > she reports me to HR for "criminal like behaviour" > have already explained to HR what google ultron is... > HR thinks its real >HR thinks nasa uses it HR tells the narc to stop interfering with important technological matters because the narc doesn't know anything about IT like me > doesn't know anything about IT like me Replies: 538178507

Anonymous (ID: BPWPzZB) 03/20/14(Thu)18:46:40 No. 5381 78074 Replies: 쯔53817850722538178684>>538178684 > day 33 > Ultron guy blabs and tells everyone about google ultron > now everyone in the f------ office has a sharepoint ticket asking for it to be installed > a few of the more competent people are asking me what the f--- google ultron is > I just give them finger guns until they walk away > have to spend entire day going from desktop to desktop pretending to di google ultron > literally spend 3-4 hours pretending to dl software that nasa uses > one girl asks me if this even legal > "Are you a cop?" > she reports me to HR for "criminal like behaviour" > have already explained to HR what google ultron is... > HR thinks its real >HR thinks nasa uses it HR tells the narc to stop interfering with important technological matters because the narc doesn't know anything about IT like me > doesn't know anything about IT like me Replies: 538178507

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Anonymous (D: 19PWPzZB) 03/20/14(Thu)23:14:21 UTC+1 No.538173375 > day 32 > for some reason the entire office is having to fill in a captcha every time they google anything s have no idea why this happening >Google ultron guy asks me if this has to do with the virus and if he should be backing up his data > "First. Always back up your data. > he nods to my tech sawy > "Second. It's a security measure Ive put in place. There are robots afoot. > he nods again like my word is law

Anonymous (D: 19PWPzZB) 03/20/14(Thu)23:14:21 UTC+1 No.538173375 > day 32 > for some reason the entire office is having to fill in a captcha every time they google anything s have no idea why this happening >Google ultron guy asks me if this has to do with the virus and if he should be backing up his data > "First. Always back up your data. > he nods to my tech sawy > "Second. It's a security measure Ive put in place. There are robots afoot. > he nods again like my word is law

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Anonymous (ID: 19PWPzZB) 03/20/14 (Thu)18:04:38 No.538171954 day 30 >here's where s--- starts to really hit the fan s as you know i had setup a bitcoin mining rig in the server room > it was just eating up all the bandwidth > the whole network was barely operational s and now because of my ineptitude and blaming things on viruses people started a rumour > that the whole network was being attacked by a rogue hacker group > after lunch I get pulled into a meeting by with all the execs > the jig is up > "As you know we ve been experiencing a multitude of issues with our network.. > I'm f----- > "from the lag to the viruses" > so f----- > "We want you to head up the investigation and find out who's doing this and why" ROFL s I am the f------ dirty cop on the force who's tasked with finding the dirty cop > I am the f------ law

Anonymous (ID: 19PWPzZB) 03/20/14 (Thu)18:04:38 No.538171954 day 30 >here's where s--- starts to really hit the fan s as you know i had setup a bitcoin mining rig in the server room > it was just eating up all the bandwidth > the whole network was barely operational s and now because of my ineptitude and blaming things on viruses people started a rumour > that the whole network was being attacked by a rogue hacker group > after lunch I get pulled into a meeting by with all the execs > the jig is up > "As you know we ve been experiencing a multitude of issues with our network.. > I'm f----- > "from the lag to the viruses" > so f----- > "We want you to head up the investigation and find out who's doing this and why" ROFL s I am the f------ dirty cop on the force who's tasked with finding the dirty cop > I am the f------ law

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Anonymous (D: 19PWPzZB) 03/20/14(Thu)22:49:11 UTC+1 No.538169931 >day 28 > a guy asks me to burn him a copy of a dvd for a presentation > holy f--- I know how to do that > burn it for him > march back down to his office, proudly holding the dvd high in the air > Woman tries to stop me "Hey can you... > "Not now... Ive got IT business to attend to" > hand the guy his burned dvd s this might be one of the first things Ive done right here > tear in my eye >so proud of how far I have come >I am true IT 5 minutes later I get a call "Hey...yeah there's nothing on the dvd...

Anonymous (D: 19PWPzZB) 03/20/14(Thu)22:49:11 UTC+1 No.538169931 >day 28 > a guy asks me to burn him a copy of a dvd for a presentation > holy f--- I know how to do that > burn it for him > march back down to his office, proudly holding the dvd high in the air > Woman tries to stop me "Hey can you... > "Not now... Ive got IT business to attend to" > hand the guy his burned dvd s this might be one of the first things Ive done right here > tear in my eye >so proud of how far I have come >I am true IT 5 minutes later I get a call "Hey...yeah there's nothing on the dvd...

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O Anonymous (ID:旧PY PzZB) 03/20/14(Thu)22:44:20 UTC+1 No 5381693 12 Repies >-538169674>>5381700232-538170。23 >day 27 > learn about a remote access tool that the whole office uses > decide to haunt the old nice old lady from before > i randomly move the mouse for a few hours > she struggles to do basic tasks > she comes and asks me for a new mouse > oblige her > hook it up and leave > look back at remote tool > mouse is moving again, she opens up word > I begin to type > "Hi" > no response 3 "Hi" > "Hello? Who is this?" "It's death Replies: 538169674

O Anonymous (ID:旧PY PzZB) 03/20/14(Thu)22:44:20 UTC+1 No 5381693 12 Repies >-538169674>>5381700232-538170。23 >day 27 > learn about a remote access tool that the whole office uses > decide to haunt the old nice old lady from before > i randomly move the mouse for a few hours > she struggles to do basic tasks > she comes and asks me for a new mouse > oblige her > hook it up and leave > look back at remote tool > mouse is moving again, she opens up word > I begin to type > "Hi" > no response 3 "Hi" > "Hello? Who is this?" "It's death Replies: 538169674

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O Anonymous (ID: BPWPzZB) 03/20/14 (Thu)22:36:57 UTC +1 No.538 168305 Replies:>>5381688622:538169059 > day 26 > some woman calls me over > "it'll just take a sec, it's super simple > s--- > asks me to hook her up to a new printer > she hops out of her chair and lets me sit down > forget how to add network printers > her and her friend are talking right over my shoulder staring at the screen >"s this going to take long?" > I fake deep thought as I stare at the screen with one hand on my temple > "Anon? I have a deadline is this going to..." >"What the f---..." > both of the women are startled > "THERE'S A VIRUS ON THIS MACHINE > and I just storm offlike I'm p----- Replies: 538168862 538169059

O Anonymous (ID: BPWPzZB) 03/20/14 (Thu)22:36:57 UTC +1 No.538 168305 Replies:>>5381688622:538169059 > day 26 > some woman calls me over > "it'll just take a sec, it's super simple > s--- > asks me to hook her up to a new printer > she hops out of her chair and lets me sit down > forget how to add network printers > her and her friend are talking right over my shoulder staring at the screen >"s this going to take long?" > I fake deep thought as I stare at the screen with one hand on my temple > "Anon? I have a deadline is this going to..." >"What the f---..." > both of the women are startled > "THERE'S A VIRUS ON THIS MACHINE > and I just storm offlike I'm p----- Replies: 538168862 538169059

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