Genetically Engineered Catgirls

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O Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)15:40:12 No.82268005 ► >>82271517 File: genetically engineered ca(..).jpg (90 KB, 870x892) O CATGRLS POR DOM No one knows who created the first Genetically Engineered Catgirl For Domestic Ownership, but there are days I wish I could find the bastard and give him a piece of my mind. No, not for moral reasons. ERED Don't get me wrong, genetically engineering a slave race seems pretty evil on the face of it, but the catgirls themselves don't seem to mind. They like existing, and they like serving others. Creating sentient beings for your own benefit is morally questionable, but creating them to be happy and enjoy their lives... well that more than my parents did for me. No my objections aren't moral, they're personal. Catgirls make me uncomfortable. No... that's wrong. It'd be more accurate to say that I'm uncomfortable with how comfortable they make me. They were fine at first, when there was just a few thousand of them rescued from slavers and dumped in our colony. You'd see one around, here or there. Always pleasant, always helpful. They were short, polite and intensely non-threatening. You search for "inoffensive" on the net, and you get a picture of an catgirl. But catgirls can only give birth to more catgirls, and now they out number us. A threat? No, no. Nothing like that. Sure they're smarter than us, but that just makes them more useful. It's just that, well... You can't help but like them, and they can't help but like you. Part of that is behavioral; they adapt their conduct to whatever seems to please the people around them. Part of it is chemical; they've been engineered to give off attractive pheromones, and to be attracted to human pheromones. And don't get me started on their ears. Cute, delicate and so expressive. You could tell everything about how an catgirl was feeling just by watching her ears, (sigh...) O Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)15:41:27 No.82268018 >>82268128 File: Genetically Engineered Ca(.).jpg (381 KB, 1920x3396) Look, the thing is, they always want to help you, to please you. They need to make you happy, or just to touch you and be around you. Imagine living in a world filled with desperately needy girlfriends. It's f------ exhausting. CATGIRLS And you can't just tell them to leave you alone, it hurts their feelings. Have you ever seen an catgirl cry? Can you imagine one of those cute faces scrunching up, tears pouring out of those big pretty eyes, as it just stands there apologizing or runs off to hide in shame. Trust me, nothing makes you feel like an ass the way making an catgirl cry does. And now that they out number us so heavily it's becoming completely overwhelming. Heck I got on the train today and I was the only human in car with at least twenty catgirls. They all had to say hi and introduce themselves. They all wanted to sit next to me and chat me up. One of them gave me their coffee just because I yawned. Another said something like "You look like you could use a hug." And next thing I knew I was in the center a huddle of catgirl flesh. Fun? Have you ever had someone you've just met start licking your neck? At least two of them were doing that to me in the middle of that mob. They usually aren't that aggressive, but there just aren't enough humans to go around anymore. The poor things are getting desperate. Half of them got off the train and followed me here. They're sitting at that table over there. Look buddy, I know what all the brochures say, but if your smart you'll turn right back around, get on a transport, and go to a new world. There's a reason why the government of this planet is making it easy for humans to emigrate. Already bought land and swore citizenship? Damn man, I'm sorry to hear that. Welcome to your new home. I guess it's a good thing you like catgirls. Do I have a favorite type? Yeah, I guess I do. I like the brown ones with white hair. But don't tell any of them that. I'd hate to hurt the pale ones' feelings. O Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)20:41:39 No.82271517 File: whiptail lizard.jpg (74 KB, 879x545) >>82268005 >catgirls can only give birth to more catgirls Works like whiptail lizards, they need a male of another species to stimulate ovulation but he contributes no DNA, the offspring is a direct clone of her mother. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_grassland_whiptail_lizard#Hybridization_and_reproduction HE TICAL OWNE

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Genetically Engineered Catgirls refers to the creation of real-life anthropomorphic Nekomimi anime catgirls using modern genetic engineering techniques.

Origin

On April 20th, 2008, AnimeForum^[8] member Amray submitted a thread titled "If Catgirls Existed," which posited the question "If catgirls existed in the world would you get one?" In the thread, other users commented that catgirls would have to be created by genetic mutation or genetic engineering.

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On January 3rd, 2011, YouTuber DiosGX uploaded a video titled "Real Life Catgirls (Genetic Manipulation)," in which he mused about using a bacteriophage to create catgirls in real-life (shown below).

On April 6th, 2012, a Facebook^[4] page titled "Genetically Engineered Catgirls For Domestic Ownership" was created. On December 21st, 2013, the domain catgirlcare.org^[5] was created for the website, which features a logo from the Facebook page along with a "Guide to Proper Cat-Girl Care" (shown below).

On December 29th, YouTuber Loliconics uploaded a video titled "Genetically Engineered Catgirls for Domestic Ownership" (shown below). That day, the video reached the frontpage of the /r/anime^[6] subreddit.

On January 1st, 2018, the website Gecfdo.com was launched with the mission of sponsoring "genetic engineered research" to create "Catgirls in the 21st century." The site contains a donation widget and several image macros captioned with variations of the "phrasal template": "Every dollar spent on X is a dollar not spent on genetically engineered Catgirls for domestic ownership" (shown below).

EVERY DOLLAR THAT IS SPENT WAGING THE WAR ON DRUGS IS A DOLLAR NOT SPENT GENETICALLY ENGINEERING CATGIRLS FOR DOMESTIC OWNERSHIP

Every Dollar Given to the... Church Is A Dollar Not Spent Genetically Engineering Catgirls for Domestic Ownership

Every dollar spent on the... Nintendo Switclh ...Is a dollar Not Spent Genetically Engineering Catgirls for Domestic Ownership.

On February 4th, Redditor MemesAre_Trash submitted a photoshopped BBC News article titled "'Genetically Engineered Catgirls are Possible,' Scientists says, "but we lack funding" to /r/Animemes (shown below, left).^[7] On February 12th, Redditor MemeKrabs uploaded a fake Elon Musk tweet proclaiming "we can finally move on to genetically engineered cat girls" (shown below, right). Within 48 hours, the post gained over 27,000 points (94% upvoted) and 320 comments on /r/dankmemes.^[3]