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Shifting the Blame

Sports PI2 Ricky Williams blames pot for his failed drug tests. "I got high and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high" TRUNTILCOM T memeguy-com: This quote will go down in history Source: memeguy-com 108,774 notes ...

Sports PI2 Ricky Williams blames pot for his failed drug tests. "I got high and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high" TRUNTILCOM T memeguy-com: This quote will go down in history Source: memeguy-com 108,774 notes ...

Hey, Doug

ROMANCE 34 Ways Your Girlfriend Is Micro- Cheating (And Totally Getting Away With It) 29. Addressing a man by his name unexpectedly (e.g. "Hey, Doug" instead of just "Hey"), which breeds a strangely powerful sense of intimacy. Follow Are straight people okay

ROMANCE 34 Ways Your Girlfriend Is Micro- Cheating (And Totally Getting Away With It) 29. Addressing a man by his name unexpectedly (e.g. "Hey, Doug" instead of just "Hey"), which breeds a strangely powerful sense of intimacy. Follow Are straight people okay

Take a Pic

alright thanks I just got my braces off OMFG SEND A PIC with teeth u idiot Delivered

alright thanks I just got my braces off OMFG SEND A PIC with teeth u idiot Delivered

A Safe Distance

Mattnew WIICOX DEAR ATHEISTS: How is it that cavemen survived the asteroid but the dinosaurs didn't? Marc Bangs Trick was to keep a safe distance from the dinosaurs - about 65 million years or so seemed to do the trick

Mattnew WIICOX DEAR ATHEISTS: How is it that cavemen survived the asteroid but the dinosaurs didn't? Marc Bangs Trick was to keep a safe distance from the dinosaurs - about 65 million years or so seemed to do the trick

Preparing for the Unwanted Terminator

I bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off – with a pen, on paper – that I'm not a robot. I'm not a robot Submit O 1 549 包 25,1K 80,3K

I bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off – with a pen, on paper – that I'm not a robot. I'm not a robot Submit O 1 549 包 25,1K 80,3K

Waterproof

CLOUT MONKEY @MyGemNow People be grown as hell still using umbrellas Kendalk O @BlacknMld You supposed to become waterproof after you turn 18 or something?

CLOUT MONKEY @MyGemNow People be grown as hell still using umbrellas Kendalk O @BlacknMld You supposed to become waterproof after you turn 18 or something?

Waterproof

Picasso

ells wrens bitch @stanscaps Picasso died in 1973... no one f------ talk to me i thought this man lived in 1500

ells wrens bitch @stanscaps Picasso died in 1973... no one f------ talk to me i thought this man lived in 1500

A Heads-Up Is Important Here

When I was five, I found out my grandpa had a twin, when I saw him my grandpa's funeral. A f------ heads up would have been nice. after 9:26 AM · 19 Feb 21 · Twitter for Android

When I was five, I found out my grandpa had a twin, when I saw him my grandpa's funeral. A f------ heads up would have been nice. after 9:26 AM · 19 Feb 21 · Twitter for Android

Steve

Thave lived next to the same guy for 3 years. Thought his name was Steve. I call him Steve. His name is Steve in my phone. I've been to his apartment. We've had dinner. His name is Brian. His dog is Steve.

Thave lived next to the same guy for 3 years. Thought his name was Steve. I call him Steve. His name is Steve in my phone. I've been to his apartment. We've had dinner. His name is Brian. His dog is Steve.