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Anonymous 11/04/19(Mon)14:30:02 No.40796552 I get requests for this one a lot "Nerd, you should review Pokemon Sword and Shield. The designs are terrible!" 17 KB JPG Really? The designs look fine to me. It's EVERYTHING ELSE in this s----- game that is diarrhea! There's no f------ content! You get told there's 18 gyms, but guess what: you only fight eight. There's no sidequests or post game, just a single Battle Tower. F---, characters don't even move like human beings, and just turn and move in place like robots! Imagine if you had to go somewhere, but you had to pivot in the spot you were standing from a dead stop every time you wanted to change directions! The pokemon don't even do THAT much, they just flip so fast you think it's like how characters change directions in a fighting game! It makes ME flip! And the graphics, UGH, the graphics. I'm not even joking when I say I've seen better graphics on the N64! In fact... is that... is that tree FROM Ocarina of Time? For f---'s sake, even the game is telling me I could be playing something better! Pokemon Sword and Shield? MORE LIKE POKEMON BORED AND YIELD! l'd rather let Tauros, Miltank, and Bouffalant take a three way pokedump all over my face-- but that can't even happen because they're not even in the f------ game!!
Anonymous 11/04/19(Mon)14:30:02 No.40796552 I get requests for this one a lot "Nerd, you should review Pokemon Sword and Shield. The designs are terrible!" 17 KB JPG Really? The designs look fine to me. It's EVERYTHING ELSE in this s----- game that is diarrhea! There's no f------ content! You get told there's 18 gyms, but guess what: you only fight eight. There's no sidequests or post game, just a single Battle Tower. F---, characters don't even move like human beings, and just turn and move in place like robots! Imagine if you had to go somewhere, but you had to pivot in the spot you were standing from a dead stop every time you wanted to change directions! The pokemon don't even do THAT much, they just flip so fast you think it's like how characters change directions in a fighting game! It makes ME flip! And the graphics, UGH, the graphics. I'm not even joking when I say I've seen better graphics on the N64! In fact... is that... is that tree FROM Ocarina of Time? For f---'s sake, even the game is telling me I could be playing something better! Pokemon Sword and Shield? MORE LIKE POKEMON BORED AND YIELD! l'd rather let Tauros, Miltank, and Bouffalant take a three way pokedump all over my face-- but that can't even happen because they're not even in the f------ game!!

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AVGN plays Sword and Shield Part 5

Anonymous 11/04/19(Mon)12:43:11 No.40791616 You know, this reminds me of another pokemon game. Released back in 1999, they made a game where you traveled around a region and saw pokemon roaming the world, not just flash in a random encounter. They claimed it would have great animations and you'd see all your favorites 20 KB JPG there. But it was all a sham. You went around the whole game on rails, never straying from the pre- defined path. And the animations were the same recycled things every time. On top of that, you favorites WEREN'T guarenteed to be in it, as it had only a fraction of the pokedex available at the time. Yeah, that's right. Sword and Shield is like Pokemon Snap MORE LIKE POKEMON THANOS SNAP! Just SNAP! and Spinarak is saying "Mr Oak, I don't feel so good..." F---! This isn't even funny, it's TRAGIC! How could they ship the game like this?! >>40792536 #
Anonymous 11/04/19(Mon)12:43:11 No.40791616 You know, this reminds me of another pokemon game. Released back in 1999, they made a game where you traveled around a region and saw pokemon roaming the world, not just flash in a random encounter. They claimed it would have great animations and you'd see all your favorites 20 KB JPG there. But it was all a sham. You went around the whole game on rails, never straying from the pre- defined path. And the animations were the same recycled things every time. On top of that, you favorites WEREN'T guarenteed to be in it, as it had only a fraction of the pokedex available at the time. Yeah, that's right. Sword and Shield is like Pokemon Snap MORE LIKE POKEMON THANOS SNAP! Just SNAP! and Spinarak is saying "Mr Oak, I don't feel so good..." F---! This isn't even funny, it's TRAGIC! How could they ship the game like this?! >>40792536 #

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AVGN Plays Sword and Shield Part 4

11/04/19(Mon)15:23:20 No.40798684 Anonymous Oh, no, this is only the beginning of the s--- storm. Oh ya, you know what's going to happen next. After they release this steaming pile of ponyta s---, those greedy mother f------ are going to try to bend us over, and f--- us in the ass again. Ya, our assholes are going to be more stretched out than a Skitty 26 KB JPG after it's breeding session with a F------ WAILORD GameFucks are going to release ANOTHER VERSION OF THE GAME. THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE SWORD 2 AND SHIELD 2. There's no denying it. Guaranteed they'll be full price. And you know what? I bet they'll fix the problems. I bet they'll put in more fan favorites. Just, you know...AFTER THEY ALREADY TOOK OUR MONEY FROM THE LAST VERSIONS, AND SNORTED IT UP THEIR F------ NOSE. Well, this is one nerd who isn't going to be taking an ass pounding, from GameFuck's Wailord sized d---
11/04/19(Mon)15:23:20 No.40798684 Anonymous Oh, no, this is only the beginning of the s--- storm. Oh ya, you know what's going to happen next. After they release this steaming pile of ponyta s---, those greedy mother f------ are going to try to bend us over, and f--- us in the ass again. Ya, our assholes are going to be more stretched out than a Skitty 26 KB JPG after it's breeding session with a F------ WAILORD GameFucks are going to release ANOTHER VERSION OF THE GAME. THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE SWORD 2 AND SHIELD 2. There's no denying it. Guaranteed they'll be full price. And you know what? I bet they'll fix the problems. I bet they'll put in more fan favorites. Just, you know...AFTER THEY ALREADY TOOK OUR MONEY FROM THE LAST VERSIONS, AND SNORTED IT UP THEIR F------ NOSE. Well, this is one nerd who isn't going to be taking an ass pounding, from GameFuck's Wailord sized d---

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AVGN plays Pokemon Part 3


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AVGN plays Sword and Shield

>>40789554 (OP) # I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE SELLING THIS SHITFEST FOR $60!! That's about how much it 35 KB JPG costs for a quality AAA title, pretty much. You could take $60, stand on a bridge, and just throw it all away! You'd rather do anything then spend it on a broken down, dysfunctional disaster of video game programming, with baby s--- difficulty, hideous turner designs, insignificant characters, horrendous models, a marathon of mediocre mono types, bland starters, problems with proportion, misleading promises, misleading game development, embarrassing pandering, seizure- inducing color palette, lack of good Galarian forms, Pokemons you can't catch, bros you may lose, new Pokemon that make no sense whatsoever, s----- graphics, s----- music, s----- story, and a fuckton of other things! It should've been ILLEGAL for them to sell this rotten shitload of putrid f--- for any price! I feel humiliated to live on the same planet as Junichi Masuda and Shigeru Ohmori, who got together to make an electronic abomination of this magnitude! Could they have tried making one good Pokemon game, as opposed to 3 bad Pokemon mainline games? Quality over yearly quantity. That's our lesson here.
>>40789554 (OP) # I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE SELLING THIS SHITFEST FOR $60!! That's about how much it 35 KB JPG costs for a quality AAA title, pretty much. You could take $60, stand on a bridge, and just throw it all away! You'd rather do anything then spend it on a broken down, dysfunctional disaster of video game programming, with baby s--- difficulty, hideous turner designs, insignificant characters, horrendous models, a marathon of mediocre mono types, bland starters, problems with proportion, misleading promises, misleading game development, embarrassing pandering, seizure- inducing color palette, lack of good Galarian forms, Pokemons you can't catch, bros you may lose, new Pokemon that make no sense whatsoever, s----- graphics, s----- music, s----- story, and a fuckton of other things! It should've been ILLEGAL for them to sell this rotten shitload of putrid f--- for any price! I feel humiliated to live on the same planet as Junichi Masuda and Shigeru Ohmori, who got together to make an electronic abomination of this magnitude! Could they have tried making one good Pokemon game, as opposed to 3 bad Pokemon mainline games? Quality over yearly quantity. That's our lesson here.

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Final Galar Checklist (AKA who made it vs who got Thanos-snapped)


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As shown in TF2

Nintendo So, we're fine. As long as all the Pokémon are in the game.
Nintendo So, we're fine. As long as all the Pokémon are in the game.

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Adieu

I'm sorry, those of you who are not included in the Galar Pokédex, but this is adieu to you all.
I'm sorry, those of you who are not included in the Galar Pokédex, but this is adieu to you all.

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