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Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)05:16:46 No.592339286 >>592340025 >>592349607 >>592355112 >>592361079 >>592364302 >>592367412 >>592368863 >>592369286 >>592373847 >>592376556 >>592377124 >>592378657 >>592380217 >>592380718 >>592386813 >>592393138 >>592400338 >>592401207 >>592402007 1644619646869.png (858 KB, 830x664) google yandex iqdb wait >>592338610 >"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRYYY POO000000000|||||||||| TITTEEEERRRR", Dumbledore roared calmy with the wrath of a thousand suns >"FIRST YOU PUT YOUR NAME AS "HARRIETTA" IN THE GOBLET OF FIYA, THEN YOU USED HERMIONE'S HAIR TO MAKE A POLYJUICE POTION AND LET ALL THOSE SLYTHERIN S---- RUN A TRAIN ON YOU, NOW I CATCH YOU PLAYING A FEMALE CHARACTER?" >Dumbledore rapidly stretched his legs up to Harry's face >YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR YOU FOUR EYED LITTLE S---! I HAD HOPED IT WOULDN'T HAVE TO COME TO THIS, BUT YOU'VE LEFT ME WITH NO OTHER CHOICE! >YUWINEVERUS BIYAWOMUNIS! >suddenly a noose dropped down from the ceiling and wrapped around Harry's neck before being hoisted back up >"41 BILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR" Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)07:47:43 No.592355112 ✓ 1622208435494.jpg (906 KB, 2544x4000) google yandex iqdb wait >>592339286 >Dumbledore rapidly stretched his legs up to Harry's face Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)11:08:00 No.592373847 ✓ >>592339286 This is the first time 41% memes were funny for me in a while Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)12:26:58 No.592380217 ✓ 1618498608350.jpg (94 KB, 600x600) google yandex iqdb wait >>592339286 >>Dumbledore rapidly stretched his legs up to Harry's face 929bb62f9f38f5059770a54c5988048a848356c9.jpg 160 KB JPG >Yes, yes, well done Hufflepuff, well done. However, recent events must be taken into account. And I have a few last minute points to award. {The Gryffindor students look up.} ToMissHermione Granger, for the use of cool intellect against discord trannies, 50 points. {Applause.} >Harry: (Pats) Good job. >Dumbledore: Second, toMr.Ronald Weasley, for tweeting "transwomen aren't people, let alone women" (Ronlooks atHarryand mouths, 'Me?'Harrynods, and mouths, "You!"} ..50 points. (Applause) And third, toMr. Harry Potter, for casting "reparo" on the crotch of every trans student you came across, I award Gryffindor house 60 points. (Immense cheering.) >Hermione: We're tied with Hufflepuff! >Dumbledore: And finally, it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends. I award 10 points toJK Rowling! >{The castle erupted in cheers) >Dumbledore: which means, I think, we are need of a change of decoration! Anonymous 03/18/22 (Fri)08:50:00 No.592361079 ✓ | Anonymous 03/18/22 (Fri) 14:03:56 No.592386813 ✓ 1646425708020.gif (515 KB, 510x510) google yandex | lol.gif (3.4 MB, 588x588) google yandex iqdb wait >>592339286 >Dumbledore clapped twice. Ropes appeared around 40% of the hufflepuffs' throats, then swiftly hoisted them up in place of the banners. Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)11:47:33 No.592377124 ✓ 1462069005593.png (145 KB, 300x297) google yandex iqdb wait >>592339286 Jesus Christ put me in the screen cap! Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri) 10:16:35 No.592369286 ✓ 1646003077541.jpg (27 KB, 325x331) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)06:27:05 No.592347107 >>592348672 >>592348897 >>592349607 >>592376652 >>592380785 >>592384087 1647385610773.jpg (319 KB, 768x1564) google yandex iqdb wait >>592335921 (OP) >YUWINEVERUS BIYAWOMUNIS! f------ lost Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)06:43:26 No.592348897 ✓ 1645311778047.gif (1.49 MB, 420x279) google yandex iqdb wait AW >>592347107 >casting "reparo" on the crotch of every trans student you came across My sides. >>592348672 Join the 51% of course. >>592339286 why is calmposting the funniest f------ thing to me? this s--- gets me every time, especially when there's some d------- spell thrown in there Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)13:22:48 No.592384087 >>592390639 >>592401652 >>592347197 https://voca.ro/163MfCndNtcW (embed) 5 minutes in audacity >>592339286 >>YUWINEVERUS BIYAWOMUNIS! I've prepared a special gift for Slytherin https://vocaroo.com/nUt57wURU0C (embed) >>suddenly a noose dropped down from the ceiling and wrapped around Harry's neck before being hoisted back up >>"41 BILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR" Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)11:40:26 No. 1634770626733.jpg (40 KB, 524x228 YUNDAN >>592339286 F------ kek >>592385384 lost my s--- at the ending AEW WRESTLING Get Captcha Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)13:41:47 No.592385384>>592385921 >>592400534 >>592400924 >>592401245 1601007106521.jpg (42 KB, 644x390) google yandex iqdb wait YUNBAU Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)07:30:06 No.592353436 >>592353675 >>592353873 >>592354013 >>592355365 >>592360498 >>592378706 >>592379253 >>592383362 >>592390636 1634982221640.jpg (126 KB, 769x530) google yandex iqdb wait A TYPE THE CAPTCHA HERE TNT >Turn to page 394 >Trannies? >But sir we've just been learning about mild ADHD and OCD, We're not meant to be starting advanced deviancies like Transgenders and Groomers for weeks? >Quiet, Now who can tell me the difference Between an woman and a t-----? >A t----- is someone who tries but ultimately fails to become a real XX chromosome woman. A woman, HOWEVER, has no choice, with each full moon she menstruates and is capable of pregnancy >That's the second time you've spoken out of turn miss Granger 10 points from Gryffindor, now homework on my desk by Monday morning two pages on trannies and how to recognise them actually you don't need to because they never pass Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)17:57:06 No.592400924 ✓ 1620387177395.jpg (33 KB, 578x419) google yandex iqdb wait

: Anonymous 09/11/19(Wed)15:22:13 No.120865979 59C4689A-C4A6-4670-A2FB-EF7DA6DF7B47.png 1.14 MB PNG >ONE POINT TO SLYTHERIN FOR EACH JEW KILLED IN THE HOLOCAUST >Draco and the kids start cheering >Gandalf looks at the screen >ZERO POINTS!

File: dumble f--.jpg (80 KB, 899x470) Based Potter? Anonymous (ID: +xtovYTG) 01/03/23 (Tue)06:44:06 No.410702226 >>410704399 >>410706763 >>410707637 "Harry Potter!?!? What have you been doing in the Gas Chamber of Secrets? Why is there an amazon delivery of large ovens? And where TF have all the bank goblins gone!?!," Dumbledore whispered inaudibly, shaking the foundations of heaven and earth. "It wasn't me headmaster. I promise." Harry said, rather r*tardedly. "I will blame Slatherine then. 6 million points to Griffindoor!"

124KiB, 634x964, 78556658478.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Anonymous 1 year and 217 days ago No.151696257 View Reply >The applause faded as Dumbledore raised his hand to speak >"Thank you, students, for that most heartwarming welcome back to Hog warts. I daresay Professor McGonagall more than rose to the occasion in my absence." >"As you all know, I spent the last few months attending a leadership work shop at Uagando, the African academy of pagan voodoo magic. There I le arned a great deal about all sorts of exotic sorcery, such as the ability to tr ansfigure oneself into a goat to escape punishment for crimes." >"However, what I found most fascinating was their tradition of sorting stu dents not by arbitrary houses, but by nation of origin. Which is why I'm ple ased to announce that Hogwarts will now be doing the same, as I'm sure you've already noticed." >He gestured to the flags of England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland hung a bove the four tables. >"But there will be time to discuss this later. For now, let us begin tonight's feast!" >With a wave of his hand, Dumbledore summoned the food to the tables. Plates of scrumptious pies and vegetables glazed just right, savory cuts of turkey swimming in gravy, delectable treacle tart s and trays of warm fudge, and tankards of butterbeer all appeared before the eyes of the students... >Except for the Irish. >At the Irish table appeared only potatoes. Heaps and heaps of brown, raw potatoes. >Dumbledore smiled at the dumbstruck Irish students. "What's the matter, children? Something wrong with your dinner?" >Nervously, Seamus Finnegan picked up a fork and prepared to poke one of the potatoes. >"WEAPON!" Dumbledore cried, "THAT MICK HAS A WEAPON! WATCH OUT!" He brandished his wand at Seamus, whos e hand exploded in a spray of red mist. >"IS THIS HOW YOU LEPRECHAUNS REPAY MY HOSPITALITY? MISTER FILCH, ESCORT IRELAND TO THE GAS CH AMBER OF SECRETS AT ONCE! ENGLISH STUDENTS, YOU MAY TAKE THEIR COMMON ROOM!"

Anonymous 1 year and 37 days ago No.159793842 Report >Harry, did I ever tell you about our Gamekeeper, Rubeus Hagrid? He used to be a student at Hogwarts, just like you, until he was expelled fo r sicking his pet spider on a mudblo- I mean, muggle-born student 50 y ears ago. I knew he was innocent but I stood by and said nothing when they snapped his wand and sent him home. I suspected that Tom Riddl e was the real culprit, but again I said nothing. Anyway his innocence w as never proven, so I hired him as as a teacher lol. He was later responsible for a hyp ogriff mauling a student on his first day on the job, but was a filthy Slytherin so it wa s all peachy. One day students started being attacked in the school again and the Min istry suspected it was the guy who did it last time *snicker* and they came to arrest hi m and send him to Azkaban? You're familiar with Azkaban right? It's the most horrific place on Earth they send bad wizards to be locked up and tortured by having their so uls sucked out by flying demons, s--- is f------ terrifying. Anyway they sent Hagrid th ere and I just stood and watched again. I could have stopped them, but I didn't. Also I think he got r---- by a giant or whatever. He was a good friend.

168KiB, 1920x799, dumbledore.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Anonymous 3 years and 203 days ago No.116634507 View Quoted By: >>116635104 >>116635150 Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire? You asked one of the older students to do it for you? I'm not f------ around, Harry. CRUCIO! How do you like that, huh? DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! HARRY!!! HARRY!!! STOP CRYING! You are doing this to yourself. J ust answer my goddamn question. CRUCIO! SECTUMSEMPRA! Harry, this is gonna get real ugly for you real quick. DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! DID YOU ASK ONE OF THE OLDER STUDENTS TO DO I T FOR YOU? EXPULSO! Ok, that does it. Minerva! Bring me Ron Weasley... ...So, Harry. Care to answer now?... No?... AVADA KEDAVRA!!! AND THERE GOES RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY!!! THAT'S ON YOU! STOP CRYING, HARRY!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! MINERVA, BRING GINNY WEASLEY!!! I'M ASKING YOU AGAIN, HARRY!!! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! STILL NO ANSWER?? JUST SOBBING?? AVADA KEDAVRA!!! GUESS THAT'S THE END OF ROMANCE, THEN! ACCIO W88!!!!! OK HARRY LAST CHANCE BEFORE I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS FOR GOOD!!! DID!!!! YOU!!!! PUT!!!! YOUR!!!! NAME!!!! IN!!!! THE!!!! GOBLET!!!! OF!!!! FIRE???!!! WELL HARRY, I GUESS THAT'S GONNA BE IT THEN REDUCT-

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Dumbledore-posting refers to posts, greentexts and copypastas that parody Dumbledore's character from the fantasy book series Harry Potter by author J. K. Rowling. Common themes in Dumbledore -posting style parodies include how all Slytherins are depicted as evil, Dumbledore's favoritism towards Gryffindor, and author J. K. Rowling's in-book treatment of minorities and her real-life opinions on transgender rights. Common phrases include "he said calmly", as well as "Well done ______, well done. HOWEVER".

Origin

J.K. Rowling's seven-part Harry Potter was serialized between the years 1997 and 2007, and was adapted into an eight-part film series by Warner Bros between 2001 and 2011.^[1] The books and movies have been generally well-received over the years, and are considered a modern children's classic.^[2] The series has also been criticized over the years for its rigid moralism, its stereotypical depictions of minority characters, and various plotholes revolving around the "rules" of the magical world.^[3] Rowling has been criticized her her opinions on transgender rights over the years as well.^[4]

The earliest known instance of Dumbledore posting was uploaded to 4chan on June 6th, 2016, when a user began a threat with an image of Dumbledore alongside text impersonating his style of speaking. The post read, "Yes yes Well done Slytherin. Well done Slytherin. >However" (seen below).^[5] This is referencing the iconic scene at the end of the first movie, where Slytherin was poised to win the house cup, but Dumbledore swooped in and gave points to Gryffindor instead.

59KiB, 768x576, hp15.jpg Anonymous 6 years and 210 days ago No.70537106 Quoted By: >>70537254 >>70538173 >>70538211 >>705400 >>70554666 >>70555611 >>70561138 >>70562053 Yes Yes Well done Slytherin. Well done Slytherin. >However

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The aforementioned thread also contained a copypasta from " "Wizard People, Dear Reader"^[6] that continued to parody Dumbledore's speech (seen below).

germanwings Anonymous 6 years and 210 days ago No.70539209 Report Quoted By: >>70539371 >>70539932 >>70540561 >>70540592 >>70541279 >>70541342 >>70543029 >>70544005 >>70546102 >>70546411 >>70546628 >>70553243 >>70553605 >>70553736 >>70555662 >>70555780 HAMMED The cafeteria is a crazed sea of almost-vacationing students. The only thing that stands between the kids and summer vacati on is Hardcastle McCormick's hokey points awards show. Dumbledore laments that yet another year has passed and he is e ven closer to his end, but soon commences in the announcing of the points. Gryffindor has a measly 312 points. The students' morale is very low at this fart of a total. Hufferpuffer has 420 points, and that's pretty good for the remedial class that they are. Viacom, well, this year Viacom has earned 480 points. And Slytherin, Slytherin has an even 6,000 points. Coming in first for the first time in front of Gryffindor, Slytherin seem to be the champions. 'However', Dumbledore says, 'last minute points are thus.' Snake is seemingly on the edge of her seat. 'To the Wretched Harmony, for aiding some unmentioned titans and knowing your spells in desperate times, you are awarded 300 points.' Everyone claps, and Harmony feels like she could cry out a second self of tears so that she could have someone to hug. She feels accepted, thou gh. 'Ronnie the Bear. Ronnie the Bear Weasel, you are bravery, you are courage, you are chess. One thousand points!' The applause begins to increa se, as if they know who is to be honoured next and they are just getting ready. 'And of course, the keeper of our hearts, and the true magician who has bewitched us all, Harry Potter, receives six million points for vanquishing t he Dracula!' The crowd goes a------, clapping their asses off in a mixture of admiration for Harry and excitement for f------ summer-time to finally get here. Th e new points mean that Gryffindor are now the champs of the year. They get to hold the trophy and drink from it whatever they wish. The entire cafeteria, Mouthoil, Snake, and Pitstains included, join in supporting Harry and summer-time. The applause is gigantic. The universe onl y accepts love today, and, luckily, everyone is in accordance.

Another popular Dumbledore-posting trend follows the format, "Well done _____, HOWEVER." The post is often accompanied by a picture of Dumbledore. Other versions of Dumbledore-posting reference the Dumbledore said calmly meme, portraying him screaming and acting unhinged, followed by the ironic phrase "he said calmly". As a nod to Dumbledore's association with the wizard-supremacist Grindelwald as well as Rowling herself, the posts also often portray Dumbledore as a bigot (seen below).

Other phrases utilized in Dumbledore-posting include the word "non-plussed" and the phrase "stretched his legs," which critics have noted to have been overused in the books (seen below).^[7]