Confederate states of America

The Confederate states of America was born when those damn Yankees elected Lincoln. We wanted to stand up for our states rights so we created the confederacy. And so brave ol Dixie fought the union in a bloody battle that lasted four years until Robert E. Lee said "Ah, fuck it" or somthin like that, and surrendered to Ulysses S. Grant (loser). Today the Confederacy is no more, and the south now lives under the rule of the Yankees. But remember the old days, remember the brave granddaddies and grandpappys that fought for southern rights and our heritage. Their sacrifice will not be in vain. THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!!!!