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I'm Going On Dr. Phil

I'm going on Dr Phil 07/22/15(Wed)13:48:58 No.20721261 I posted a few weeks ago about my mom taking me on the Dr. Phil show to stop me from being a NEET, even though it's mostly her new boyfriend who 85 KB JPG pressured her and hates me. The crew is coming tomorrow to interview and install cameras. They told me not to clean my room and act like my usual self. Problem is, my usual self is sleeping till 1pm, shitposting, anime, jerking off, and more shitposting. My mom even told them about my p--- bottles but I'm not that worried since they've already had some NEET guests with those. So what should the plan be? Should I mention /r9k/ to start the beta uprising? even bought some Purdue tendies so ill casually mention it's the NEET food of choice for the keks

I'm going on Dr Phil 07/22/15(Wed)13:48:58 No.20721261 I posted a few weeks ago about my mom taking me on the Dr. Phil show to stop me from being a NEET, even though it's mostly her new boyfriend who 85 KB JPG pressured her and hates me. The crew is coming tomorrow to interview and install cameras. They told me not to clean my room and act like my usual self. Problem is, my usual self is sleeping till 1pm, shitposting, anime, jerking off, and more shitposting. My mom even told them about my p--- bottles but I'm not that worried since they've already had some NEET guests with those. So what should the plan be? Should I mention /r9k/ to start the beta uprising? even bought some Purdue tendies so ill casually mention it's the NEET food of choice for the keks

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One Doggone Twisted Story

File: image.ipg (190 KB, 1920x1080) □ Anonymous 05/04/15(Mon 03:01:08 No. 18440437、221 8440524 22184405292 18440685 2218440706 i just killed my neighbors dog and right now theyre screaming and calling the cops in their backyard beta uprising now P2 □ Anonymous 05/04/15(Mon)03:03:30 No. 18440494 File: 1426460553921ipg (32 KB, 563x542) 22184 40539 >>18440600 >>18441322 Tomorrow in the morning, call them and bark in the phone

File: image.ipg (190 KB, 1920x1080) □ Anonymous 05/04/15(Mon 03:01:08 No. 18440437、221 8440524 22184405292 18440685 2218440706 i just killed my neighbors dog and right now theyre screaming and calling the cops in their backyard beta uprising now P2 □ Anonymous 05/04/15(Mon)03:03:30 No. 18440494 File: 1426460553921ipg (32 KB, 563x542) 22184 40539 >>18440600 >>18441322 Tomorrow in the morning, call them and bark in the phone

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Beta Uprising Stories

File: BonToFeel ipg (99 KB, 680x818) ■ UprisingWarStoriesGuy liqhDhnSf03Tf 08/26/15(Wed)20:54:46 No.21789443 > >>217903412221790392ー21790978>>21791364 21791938 BORN Beta Uprising War stories thread? >49 days since the Beta Uprising began >My team was trapped in a basemen >Been there for the last nine days, all 6 of us > The normies collapsed the house over us, no way out > Tendie supplies were running low >One of the other robots was fiddling around with a radio >Trying to contact the cyborgs, said if we could ally ourselves with them we might be able to get out >Suddenly, the rubble started to clear >We saw the light, one guy jokingly said "reee", another called him an autist >Normies come swarming in, we panic >l watch a man get his head bashed in with a container of protein powder >I throw a pissbottle and make my escape >No tendies left, stranded >No mummy to make more tendies >No pissbottles I'mFucked.png >At the edge of the road, I see a Chad driving up in a jeep Two Stacies with him hear the war cry of "BRUUUUUUUUH" l was sure I was going to die anyone interested in more? I saw some s--- out

File: BonToFeel ipg (99 KB, 680x818) ■ UprisingWarStoriesGuy liqhDhnSf03Tf 08/26/15(Wed)20:54:46 No.21789443 > >>217903412221790392ー21790978>>21791364 21791938 BORN Beta Uprising War stories thread? >49 days since the Beta Uprising began >My team was trapped in a basemen >Been there for the last nine days, all 6 of us > The normies collapsed the house over us, no way out > Tendie supplies were running low >One of the other robots was fiddling around with a radio >Trying to contact the cyborgs, said if we could ally ourselves with them we might be able to get out >Suddenly, the rubble started to clear >We saw the light, one guy jokingly said "reee", another called him an autist >Normies come swarming in, we panic >l watch a man get his head bashed in with a container of protein powder >I throw a pissbottle and make my escape >No tendies left, stranded >No mummy to make more tendies >No pissbottles I'mFucked.png >At the edge of the road, I see a Chad driving up in a jeep Two Stacies with him hear the war cry of "BRUUUUUUUUH" l was sure I was going to die anyone interested in more? I saw some s--- out

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On The Front Lines

Anonymous 1 hour ago No.17372808 >>17373093 nogf1968.jpg (407 KB, 746x982) google iqdb >On the front lines of the Beta Uprising NEETbux were reduced again this year, tendies rations are reduced in size as a result >Making my way through the urban jungle with my platoon of fellow robots >We decide to loot a nearby convenience store for supplies >Everything goes to hell >A Chad hiding behind boxes of beer cans pops out, gunning down our point man >We before we can react, normies, about ten or so, pop out of the fridges and open fire, killing our commanding cyborg >Get hit in my abdomen a few times, panic Decide to at least buy some time for my robot allies to retreat >Make mad dash for the Chad, he's caught off guard by my unnaturally brave behavior and filled with hot lead >Normies have lost their leader, they begin to scatter Fire off a few rounds at them as they retreat, what remains of our platoon picks a few off l managed to get treated in time and got sent home with a Pepe Heart Feels good man

Anonymous 1 hour ago No.17372808 >>17373093 nogf1968.jpg (407 KB, 746x982) google iqdb >On the front lines of the Beta Uprising NEETbux were reduced again this year, tendies rations are reduced in size as a result >Making my way through the urban jungle with my platoon of fellow robots >We decide to loot a nearby convenience store for supplies >Everything goes to hell >A Chad hiding behind boxes of beer cans pops out, gunning down our point man >We before we can react, normies, about ten or so, pop out of the fridges and open fire, killing our commanding cyborg >Get hit in my abdomen a few times, panic Decide to at least buy some time for my robot allies to retreat >Make mad dash for the Chad, he's caught off guard by my unnaturally brave behavior and filled with hot lead >Normies have lost their leader, they begin to scatter Fire off a few rounds at them as they retreat, what remains of our platoon picks a few off l managed to get treated in time and got sent home with a Pepe Heart Feels good man

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University of Edinburgh Uprising

File 81 ng (64 KB, 200x200) Anonymous 10/01/15(Thu)21:55:03 No.22808326 [Reply] 22808421 222808423 222808685222809820 222809885 222810324 Hark, my brothers, the Beta Uprising is finally here Don't to University of Edinburgh tomorrow. To all the normies viewing this, keep checking the news, you'll see a lot of us on the news over the next few days Anonymous 10/01/15(Thu)21:55:40 No.22808357 sure thing m8. f--- off Anonymous 10/01/15(Thu)21:56:01 No.22808379 2280857522809909 the fbi is literally on 4chan right now u dum anon. enjoy your arrest. 9P Anonymous 10/01/15(Thu)21:56:24 No.22808400 IT'S GOING DOWN N---- THE BETA UPRISING IS FINALLY HAPPENING Anonymous 10/01/15(Thu)21:56:34 No.22808411 File: 1441753921582 ipg (14 KB, 310x464) lol You couldn't wait a week for this to die down? Because now you're just gonna get picked up by the authorities before you get a chance Dumb f--- Oh well, it's better people aren't getting killed by mentally ill frogposters I say this as a robot- anyone who will go out and kill people is worse than a normie 9P Anonymous 10/01/15(Thu)21:56:41 No.22808421 >>2280 inb4 "omg u r so sikk im gonna report to my ledditor bros right away and have you incarerated for sarkazam" 9P Anonymous 10/01/15(Thu)21:56:46 No.22808423 22808326 (OP) What are you going tod o, behead some Britcuck? Maybe you will make it to your local newpaper >> Anonymous 10/01/15(Thu)21:57:03 No.22808450 Hit Central, spare Kings. All the normies are in Central 9P Anonymous 10/01/15(Thu)21:57:45 No.22808500 save us gunfrog help us fight off the chads

File 81 ng (64 KB, 200x200) Anonymous 10/01/15(Thu)21:55:03 No.22808326 [Reply] 22808421 222808423 222808685222809820 222809885 222810324 Hark, my brothers, the Beta Uprising is finally here Don't to University of Edinburgh tomorrow. To all the normies viewing this, keep checking the news, you'll see a lot of us on the news over the next few days Anonymous 10/01/15(Thu)21:55:40 No.22808357 sure thing m8. f--- off Anonymous 10/01/15(Thu)21:56:01 No.22808379 2280857522809909 the fbi is literally on 4chan right now u dum anon. enjoy your arrest. 9P Anonymous 10/01/15(Thu)21:56:24 No.22808400 IT'S GOING DOWN N---- THE BETA UPRISING IS FINALLY HAPPENING Anonymous 10/01/15(Thu)21:56:34 No.22808411 File: 1441753921582 ipg (14 KB, 310x464) lol You couldn't wait a week for this to die down? Because now you're just gonna get picked up by the authorities before you get a chance Dumb f--- Oh well, it's better people aren't getting killed by mentally ill frogposters I say this as a robot- anyone who will go out and kill people is worse than a normie 9P Anonymous 10/01/15(Thu)21:56:41 No.22808421 >>2280 inb4 "omg u r so sikk im gonna report to my ledditor bros right away and have you incarerated for sarkazam" 9P Anonymous 10/01/15(Thu)21:56:46 No.22808423 22808326 (OP) What are you going tod o, behead some Britcuck? Maybe you will make it to your local newpaper >> Anonymous 10/01/15(Thu)21:57:03 No.22808450 Hit Central, spare Kings. All the normies are in Central 9P Anonymous 10/01/15(Thu)21:57:45 No.22808500 save us gunfrog help us fight off the chads

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Beta Uprising Copypasta

Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2013 20:50:30 No.9511957 View Reply Original Report Quoted By:>9511987 >>9511998 A 9/10 blonde, big titted attention w---- was teaching a class at Beta University Before the class begins you should get on your laptops and like my new Facebook status updates and fifty new party and beach photos despite me never acknowledging your existence." At this moment a robotic, NEET, virgin, who had made 1500 feel topics, was out of his house for the first time in a week, and fully comprehended the scale of female privilege and the easiness of their lives stood up and held a rock. "What does this rock feel like?" HAHAHA The ego inflated lecturer smirked quite Jewishly and enthusiastically replied, "It feels rough. It hurts my hand just by holding it!" 43KiB, 231x363 1360346244588.jpg View Same Google Yandex iqdb SauceNA。 wrong. If it hurts you and treats you roughly then why haven't you let it c-- on your face yet?" The lecturer was visibly shaken and dropped her chalk and copy of 50 Shades of Grey. She stormed out of the room crying those white knight summoning tears. The betas applauded and all made greentext topics on /r9k/ and realised that if 20 % of the men get all of the women then they outnumber Chad 4 to 1 . A cat named "Unused P----" ran in to the room and sat atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. After one week all women were enslaved by the beta uprising and distributed equally among the male population. The lecturer lost her tenure and was fired the next day. She committed suicide after realising that none of the hundreds of men that offered to marry her were millionaires, and that her life was too hard.

Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2013 20:50:30 No.9511957 View Reply Original Report Quoted By:>9511987 >>9511998 A 9/10 blonde, big titted attention w---- was teaching a class at Beta University Before the class begins you should get on your laptops and like my new Facebook status updates and fifty new party and beach photos despite me never acknowledging your existence." At this moment a robotic, NEET, virgin, who had made 1500 feel topics, was out of his house for the first time in a week, and fully comprehended the scale of female privilege and the easiness of their lives stood up and held a rock. "What does this rock feel like?" HAHAHA The ego inflated lecturer smirked quite Jewishly and enthusiastically replied, "It feels rough. It hurts my hand just by holding it!" 43KiB, 231x363 1360346244588.jpg View Same Google Yandex iqdb SauceNA。 wrong. If it hurts you and treats you roughly then why haven't you let it c-- on your face yet?" The lecturer was visibly shaken and dropped her chalk and copy of 50 Shades of Grey. She stormed out of the room crying those white knight summoning tears. The betas applauded and all made greentext topics on /r9k/ and realised that if 20 % of the men get all of the women then they outnumber Chad 4 to 1 . A cat named "Unused P----" ran in to the room and sat atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. After one week all women were enslaved by the beta uprising and distributed equally among the male population. The lecturer lost her tenure and was fired the next day. She committed suicide after realising that none of the hundreds of men that offered to marry her were millionaires, and that her life was too hard.

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