30-Year-Old Virgin Wizard

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Wizard A weak man content with his ailment as the lowest scum of society. He became desentivized to all the pain and suffering caused by the normals and grew to exist in a sad state of apathy. Uncaring for earthly matters, he restfully awaits until his time comes unable to act upon the hate that once molded him into what he is now. Sypko Warlock A warrior wizard who has after years of emotional neglect and observation gained knowledge about the scornful nature of the outside world that he no longer wishes to be a part of. Seeing current society for what it is, a mere pretense for barbarism, he isolates himself with his thoughts and arcane sorcery, which he plans on using to bring down the charade that has oppressed his true potential for so long.

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About

The 30-Year-Old Virgin Wizard is an Internet legend stating that a person can be endowed with magical powers and become a "wizard" if they reach the age of 30 without engaging in sexual intercourse.

Origin

The myth is believed to have began at the now defunct Japanese free enquete/voting generating service known as the Automatic Enquete Generator or 自動アンケート作成. The phrase "30-Year-Old Male Virgin becomes Wizard" became popular among users of the service around as early as the year 2001. After the service shut down on May, 2002, the phrase was picked up by other Japanese online communities such as Futaba Channel.
The earliest known recorded mention of the legend on the Western net was in an Urban Dictionary^[5] entry submitted on December 21st, 2008. In the definition, user momo1212 defined the term "wizard" as "a person who never lost his virginity over 25 years."

57 Wizard A person who never lost his virginity over 25 years. He also can use powerful magic. If you keep your virginity over 25 years, you become a wizard and you can use powerful magic to protect your virginity. Destroy every girls you see in front of you with powerful magic, they might take away your virginity! by mom01212 December 21, 2008

Spread

In early November 2011, the 5th episode of the anime series Haganai titled "This Time the SAGA is a Serious Battle" aired in Japan. The episode is notable for referencing the myth of a virgin wizard when the protagonist Kodaka Hasegawa chose the wizard class while playing a video game and accidentally became a 30-year-old otaku virgin.^[2] On November 6th, a screenshot of a scene from the episode was submitted to Imgur^[3] and posted to /r/pics^[4] by Redditor nokobueno. The post gained over 900 votes (93% upvoted) on Reddit and more than 534,000 views on Imgur in the next four years.

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On February 1st, 2012, Urban Dictionary user herpaderpajerka submitted another entry for "wizard," defining it as "a 30+ year old virgin."^[6] On March 20th, Redditor MrSpaceCowboy submitted the question "If all it took to become a wizard was to stay a virgin until 30, would you do it?" to the /r/AskReddit^[10] subreddit. On July 8th, the image board site Wizardchan^[7] was launched for discussions regarding male virgins and their various interests. The name of the site was directly inspired by the internet myth. On May 29th, 2013, TV Tropes^[9] user judasmartel submitted a post about the 30-year-old wizard myth. On June 9th, 2015, YouTuber Forever Alone Feels uploaded a video titled "Wizard Status Achieved | 30 Year Old Virgin" (shown below).

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Virgin Age Meter

Virgin Age Meter refers to a series of comic strips about a virgin becoming a wizard by the age of 30. The earliest recorded version of the comic was submitted to the Finnish Philip Lahm Fansite Forums on June 3rd, 2010 (shown below).^[1] The comic started gaining traction on the English-speaking web in late 2011.^[8]